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Of the complexity of simplistic-purposed outcomes otherwise derived from an amalgamated concoction of variant static data sources, why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways, and why are buildings, having been built, called 'buildings' and, most pressing, where in the blazes does @OriginalGriff get all his TotDs?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Does this dress make my butt look big?
What is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Would you like fries with that?
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Quote: Does this dress make my butt look big?
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What are the three rules? 
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How do you use the three sea shells?
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He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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1) "Have you ever passed a Turing Test?"
2) "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Post your question on stackexchange. Hot Topic which might not have been so hot if the poster had actually known the meaning of "siren" before he ... well, you know ... did the dew:
hermeneutic[^]
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Why would you want to interview a AI? Just go ahead and program your own.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Maybe he's being interviewed by one.
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The Turing Test
(Have the applicant persuade you that he is not an AI)
Ad astra - both ways!
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The Turing Test
(Have the applicant persuade you that he is not an AI)
Can I punch the interviewer in the mouth?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That only proves that you weren't programmed with the First Law of Robotics. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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You could ask why it's so difficult to teach an AI english grammar. You cold then offer a hint and ask how you could teach an AI how to interpret both "Time flies like an arrow" and "Fruit flies like a banana" correctly. See Time Flies Like an Arrow; Fruit Flies Like a Banana | Quote Investigator[^]
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Plenty hated it, I "was" one. And plenty loved it, I am one.
Ready your criticisms. Why don't you like JavaScript?
Too different a concept, lack of tool support, too many Murphy laws, or just plainly, I don't like it. Whatever it is spell it here.
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I like JavaScript, that why I' don't use it much...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! THE BEST LANGUAGE I'VE EVER WORKED IN! My favorites:
It's a duck-typed and scripted language, so of course the code just works. After all, there's no compilation step to tell you how you screwed up. I love languages like this because you can't screw up!
I love I how I can tell my customers "YOU MUST USE CHROME!!!" because any other browser, and in particular, IE / Edge, is so behind the standards. And they're quite happy little lemmings to allow me to use the latest and greatest Javascript language features.
The use of this and bind is also one of the most intuitive, common sense, easiest things in the world to understand!
And it is SO COOL to be able to determine variable scope by keywords like var and let. Thank god we have moved away from variables scoped by braces!
I could go on, but I'm just so besides myself with fervor that I must now go and write some Javascript, I love the language soooo much!!!!!
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I had to have 2 goes at reading that I fell off the chair laughing after the 2nd paragraph.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What about typescript? I like Javascript but hate typescript.
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I don't care about Typescript either. Though some of the JavaScript code it generates are pretty cool.
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No true multithreading. VB-style variable declaration. No type-checking. No interacting with native devices.
It's a joke gone too far 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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As it's specific to a domain I don't work in, I give about one centicrap about it.
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I have no problem with JavaScript (using it over 15 years with changing frequency)... I hate however when some write ad-hoc JavaScript and I have to fix it
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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