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I suppose you have to be sure you're not asking a bald person that riddle!
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I've always heard that with eye color.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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They are preparing the children to study with V.I.Arnold books.
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The ship had New Zealand registry so the captain is dead from a heart attack trying to 'service' so many 'passengers'.
These questions are too easy!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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The obligatory 42 answer.....42!
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Is the captain Welsh? He must be young to have that much sexual energy... 
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Purple, with a slight tinge of blanched carrot around the edges.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Easy, the captain must be male and at least 65 years old, no one else could put up with the smell.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Is Hebrew a masculine beverage?
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I'm sure you pita lot of thought into these 'thoughts', but humus be kidding!
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By the power of GreyEarl! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hard to tell if your post Israel or not.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think he's doing it falafel.
/ravi
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Good to know, I had Haifa mind to report it as abuse.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I find the idea hard to swallow.
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Yes, but what's female beverage - shebrew?
Another way to look at it : [^]
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It schleps the schmuck on its putz, else it gets the bris again!
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AGAIN?  
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Well, it turns out if you never wash it (or put it in place it shouldn't go), it grows back things to grow.
In more modern times, tradition requires the new growth is removed with a sand blaster.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is Hebrew a masculine beverage?
And is it drunk in shebeens?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I did!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I did say a few months though, I got that bit wrong! It's a classic tulip bulb bubble, bound to end in tears. If you dont get in early, before the hype, its too late.
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And what's the ad at the top of the page?
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Bitcoin la-la-lalaaah
Bitcoin la-la-la-laaa
Bitcoin dives again
And I've got the right to brag
About this disgrace
[Bitcoin dives again - Morrissey, Marr]
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