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- 24 man-card points for using the word "adorable" in a sentence. You have been placed on notice.
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You lose 60 man-points for being so insecure that you worry about someone else using the word adorable.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't think it's the use of "adorable" in a sentence that's the real offence; it's the use of that word to describe a cat.
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Doesn't matter whether it's a cat or an M1 Abrams[^], deliberately not using a word because it's somehow less-than-masculine is lame.
For what it's worth, the wife and I have had quite a number of cats over the years. Some of them were adorable. Some were not.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The M1 with it's little 105mm main is definitely adorable.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I was going to reply with something along these lines.
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Bring back downvoting for this very purpose.  (To be clear, I agree with you. Not downvoting your post but the OPs.  )
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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that's so cute 
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He's a very cute cat. He looks a lot like my cat Raphael, who did a lot of the same kind of stuff. I still miss him, even though it's been years since we had him put to sleep.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Repost from the Insider News.
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Oh - sorry! Maybe I should read that more often!
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When I was in the Marines I started learning to code (back in 1985) so I decided to look into changing my MOS to Programmer. I went and took the entry level test for programmers.
One of the questions was "A bomber is flying at 36,000 feet and drops five 500lb bombs and three 1000lb bombs 10 seconds apart. How far apart do the hit the ground". I failed misserably.
After the test the examiner said I'd never be a programmer. I got up and left.
32 years later I'm still coding.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Doesn't it depend on how fast the bomber is flying? And does the weight of the bombs matter (stones and feathers and all that....)?
And, if it's flying over the sea, thy won't hit the ground at all! 
Guess I'll never make a marine! 
And... how old is the pilot?
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A_Griffin wrote: And does the weight of the bombs matter (stones and feathers and all that....)?
No, gravity acts on all falling objects equally, weight has no effect on acceleration. The only possible difference would be the wind resistance between different ordance.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 2-Feb-18 23:58pm.
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Kevin Marois wrote: How far apart do the hit the ground".
Isn't the answer "10 seconds apart"?
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You're asking me???  I thought YOU knew!!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Yes, that is the answer. It was a trick question (sort of) to begin with.
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A_Griffin wrote: If a ship had 26 sheep and 10 goats onboard, how old is the ship's captain?[^]
Reminds me of this riddle.
You're driving a bus and at the first stop 2 men get on and 4 women get off. At the next stop 3 women and 2 little children get on and one old lady gets off. At the third stop 5 young men get on and one of them is carrying a briefcase. What color is the bus driver's hair?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I suppose you have to be sure you're not asking a bald person that riddle!
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I've always heard that with eye color.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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They are preparing the children to study with V.I.Arnold books.
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The ship had New Zealand registry so the captain is dead from a heart attack trying to 'service' so many 'passengers'.
These questions are too easy!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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