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Do witches communicate by hexting?
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NO! Do I need to spell it out for you?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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It's nothing but voodoo communications.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They use text from the Cursers Graphics library - casting doubt on your premise. At this point, aren't you potion your luck a bit with these quips?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Or maybe all they need is Corel Draw?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When shall we three meet again. In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, yes - The Scottish play!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Or on SnapSpell? EyeBay?
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I can't do next Tuesday, I'm babysitting for our Shaun
veni bibi saltavi
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I can manage Friday. Hurry up with the tea, luv. I'm that parched.
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OriginalGriff wrote: tea gin, luv. I'm that parched. FTFY.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only if they have the new Poison Apple iPhone 10.
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+5 for the cheese on this one.
Jeremy Falcon
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And I have a new back drop...
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So cold, he dog just came in, turned around and went out again.
Our hot tank went the way of ladies of negotiable affection and started to leak. so Mr Plumber is doing the replacement. We have been without hot water all day and the heating is also off as it's connected.
I really picked a great day to work from home.
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like the plumber picked a great day to work from your home, too.
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Just looked outside and dog is curled up asleep on the patio.
Living room carpet was obviously too cold for him...
veni bibi saltavi
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You in England? It aint that cold you wuss. And your dogs a wuss too
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It bloody is if you have no heating. The dog is of desert stock and is not impressed by any temperature below 30°C
veni bibi saltavi
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Not had the heating on since before Christmas (ok ive been in france for some of that time). t's warm on the South coast
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Not here. actually it's not too bad, but chilly enough for my old bones!
veni bibi saltavi
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It was snowing in Bristol Tuesday night, I saw it outside my Window or rain that can move up.
It was clear the next morning...
modified 10-Jan-18 10:54am.
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It gets cold in the desert at night.
But he'll do JUST fine in any temperatures you have in the UK as long as he's well fed and has some kind of shelter
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You need to understand that half the housing stock in the UK was built in the Victorian era.
It is sh*t. Cold, damp, f***ing dreadful. Should have been torn down and replaced with something modern.
It can be 10 C outside. It feels the same inside.
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