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Someone get this man a beer.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yeah, they are far better like this:
if (blnVariable = true) {
setVal(CODE, true);
} else {
setVal(CODE, false);
}
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That code looks like a pretty decent hangover!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If you've replaced that with:
setVal(CODE, bInVariable);
you've introduced a bug whenever bInVariable is equal to FileNotFound.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Impossible as it is VisualBasic (I put it in C only to not hurt anyone sensibility) and not .NET (yes, tried and true VB6, that's what I have to work with) so it is a Boolean that can be only True or False and it is initialized to False.
If there was such a possibility I would have kept the code as it was, of course.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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That goes to show that you just can't win; and not just because you're working in VB6. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Could you actually have written something else and realized you had "identical" code in both clauses of the if statement, leading to the obvious replacement with your function calls. You just hadn't made the next step yet.
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I found this bit of code a few days ago:- 
__builtin_write_OSCCONL((uint8) (0x0200 & 0x00FF));
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That is just awesome on so many levels!
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den2k88 wrote: AKA I found out that yeasterday I wrote a code like this
"Yeasterday" -- is that when some planet is rising? 
I found myself trying to type C# source into an Xcode Swift editor yesterday.
Preoccupation is the nature of our work, I think.
alan
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Please tell me you did not fix it by introducing a method to handle it!
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Are a bunch of grandmasters bragging about chess games in a chip pan just chess nuts boasting in an open frier?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We will not be your pawns in this! Check back later and you'll see, mate.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Knight jump Queen.
Rook jump Queen.
Pawn jump Queen...
and...you're bishop is exposed! (credits to MB)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: and...you're bishop is exposed!
Sounds like Korchnoi's Complaint!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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kmoorevs wrote: Knight jump Queen.
Rook jump Queen.
Pawn jump Queen...
"Oooh, the queen's such a good sport..."
- Béarnaise, Mel Brooks History of the World Part I
Software Zen: delete this;
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I thought it was supposed to be in a hotel lobby, and "in an open foyer"? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Dayum. Just how big is that chip pan?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I'll have to put some Deep Thought into this one...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Wow! 
Bah! Humbug!
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Is crowd funding a large group of people taking joy in ringing small bells or is it that same group making small dents in passing cars?
Where was it you left your coat?
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In the good old days of linguistic clarity, "crowd funding" used to be called "begging". As such, I would define it as "demanding money under abasement".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Under a basement?
Is that where you've buried all the beggars who've come to your door?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't have a basement. 
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