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Well the thing is not to think you know more than the sys admins who are watching your connection after previous sillyness...
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Pirate pr0n? Arrr!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Yup - Nothing like chicks with eye patches and wooden legs... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had to Google that.
Please don't tell me why you know about that - I don't want to know! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do you mean the rule or its implications? 
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A related corollary - xkcd has likely covered it and they have. 
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I also knew some of such people. Sometimes their bad behaviour is only "the tip of the iceberg" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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glennPattonWork wrote: To cap it all he was caught using the company network to mine a crypto currency. I caught him using a port scanner to find an unused connection
 
He sounds like the poster boy for the "Legalize Blacklisting of (ex)-Workers" movement.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We have similar bad apple in my office. He spends hours in some weird orange coloured discussion forum.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That's not just a bad apple. I'd say he's a downright ROTTEN apple! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Incidentally, the owner of said site is an Apple fan. Can't be a coincidence.
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megaadam wrote: orange coloured discussion forum
The one with the little green men? Must be one of those places for alien/ufo/flat and hollow earth conspiracy theories.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Must surely be for the people who code in VB.Net with the same enthusiasm as C#??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: code in VB.Net with the same enthusiasm as C#
Impossible. There is no neutrality in the .NET world: C# is The Winner.F# is The Exotic Temptation.VB.NET is The Horribile Visu.
modified 7-Dec-17 6:15am.
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Not impossible - Inconceivable! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Explain me how C# differs from VB, except for some keywords; they're both scripts, depending on a bloated version of vbrun300.dll that's called "the framework" and run PCode inside a virtual machine?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Explain me how C# differs from VB
Array base?
Oh, and don't forget the ever present semi-colon! 
No, seriously - apart from your somewhat sarcastic description of the .NET Framework, I actually agree. There is no real difference between VB and C# - Just syntactical.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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They are functionally equivalent, like a beautiful woman and an ugly one.
I'll get my coat.
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Great analogy.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Still, what's the difference? I'm sure that most would hit the ugly one as well as the beautiful one (but perhaps not at the same time - and perhaps not with equal enthusiasm either)...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 7-Dec-17 7:59am.
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Gosh darn it, my mind was trying to figure out which is which and I have now entered Rule 34
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
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