|
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
I can't see how JavaScript connected here?! You can do the same without a bit of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
The script part delay loads the credits. And you gotta think big picture. Marc is not feeling the love for the web man. It's also a joke. Gotta not be so literal.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Don't take me wrong! It is great! Really...
I just was thinking it has not the power to plant the love of JavaScript in the heart of Marc... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
Then I'll resort to drugs if I must.  It's gonna happen though.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
What music? I tried it in IE, Firefox and Chrome - nada.
|
|
|
|
|
Damn demos never working. I really didn't test it since it's a joke. But it worked on my machine. 
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Jeremy Falcon wrote: I present to you one of a zillion reasons why JavaScript and web development is awesome.
That's awesome.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: One day... one day Marc... you'll accept JavaScript. One day.
I suppose it's sort of like discovering that the gangly buck-toothed girl in Junior High School has turned into a ravishing beauty versed in the Kama Sutra? 
|
|
|
|
|
Marc Clifton wrote: I suppose it's sort of like discovering that the gangly buck-toothed girl in Junior High School has turned into a ravishing beauty versed in the Kama Sutra?
Ha ha. That's a great analogy, and spot on man. The is growing up. In another 10 years it'll be a hot chick.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Oh, snap. What do that make you, in the meantime? 
|
|
|
|
|
Um, um... it means I have a lot of potential?
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Jeremy Falcon wrote: why JavaScript and web development is awesome.
This worked on Chrome and Firefox, it has some issues on Edge, and it doesn't work on IE, I couldn't test on Safari
Ok, that's not true, but I just wanted to debunk your "web development is awesome" statement, because it really isn't 
|
|
|
|
|
Sander Rossel wrote: because it really isn't
It's no worse than dealing with issue on the desktop man. It's only a PITA if you let it be. If you find your path it's pretty cool, and always getting better.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Nice. 
I don't understand all the whining about JavaScript. Must be the elite purists.
Ever since I learned jQuery, I love it. Can do some cool stuff with it, like you just did. Well done.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
|
Thanks man. I totally agree. I think some people just don't want to learn something new. And I totally get it with all the JavaScript library hell going on right now. I have no desire to learn Python for instance unless I have to. So I totally get it.
Did the music play for you btw? It didn't for everyone, so I'm just curious.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Did the music play for you btw? It didn't for everyone, so I'm just curious.
Ya, but I only tried it in chrome on Win10.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
|
Same here. Since it's just farting around I'm not gonna test it either. We'll just say it's their fault for using IE/Edge.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
I'm feeling honoured!
Second line in the credits, yeah!
Sound doesn't work for me either. Chrome on Android or iPad.
|
|
|
|
|
Ha. I was just farting around... should work on the desktop versions at least. Have no real desire to make it work for tablets, etc.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
Chrome on Win10 doesn't work either.
Could be a Chrome issue.
|
|
|
|
|
It's worked for most, with the exception of one other on here where the background music didn't play. Can't really tell what the problem is from my end, so the classic "it works on my machine" line is what I'm rolling with.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
|
/ravi
|
|
|
|
|
Almost folklore 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
|
|
|
|
|
That's talent.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
