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I... I don't know that.
Auuuuuuuugh.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bricks break bones when falling down.
Also, "Another feather in the wall" soundes terribly bad.
I'll get my coat
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CPallini wrote: I'll get my coat
don't forget your hat  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Are the feathers arranged in an aerofoil shape attached to a light frame thus producing lift?
If so the feathers can lift the bricks!
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Feathers. They require bags to carry them.
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FBI Agent: "... how did you gain access to his PC"
Bad Girl: "Let me guess, your experts here couldn't figure that out?"
FBI Consultant: "If I could venture a hypothesis, I'd say you manipulated the blade pass frequency of the CPU fan thereby remotely accessing the main server core..."
Who writes this stuff?
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Interesting, but they say you first need to install the fansmitter to send the data,
the show was using this as the method of first access, and remotely too.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Yeah, Herself loves those shows - and firmly believes you can enhance a digital picture to show the reflection in somebodies eye and get the number plate of a car driving past behind the photographer... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CSI use it so often... it must be true
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It's a running joke in my office - we do exactly image processing to (automatically and very very fast) find non conformities in images of scanned canned (pun intended) products.
We all mention the "enhance" feature
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Does she also absolutely know that password input fills most of the screen width in letters readable from across a room and can be guessed in about five tries?
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More reason to be running many PCs in close proximity.
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In my uni days I remember someone telling me that the fan in a microwave oven was there to blow the microwaves around.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think the job of such a genius must have involved a lot of blows...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Some early microwaves did have a rotating paddle inside the cooking cavity to break up standing waves and get more even cooking.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Yes you are quite correct: Standing waves: microwave ovens[^]
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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...of returning the masseur... it may improve code quality...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
That was the sound of something flying over my head.
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I'll stick with coding cheerleaders, thanks.
Edit:
It just occurred to me that a masseur may help to make boolean expressions easier to read -- by getting the NOTs out! 
modified 12-Nov-17 7:57am.
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I'm not sure boss will pay for cheerleaders...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When I'm the boss... 
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If we ever had to choose I would gladly accept a masseur in the office - I have recurring back problems 
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Sort of.
I was just about to ask y'all how to fix a couple of things to my app that have been bothering me for ages. In the proper forums, of course.
But I decided to take one last look...
...and solved the issues my own self.
Now there's only one thing left...maybe I'll look at it tomorrow; see if I'm on a streak.
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Wouldn't the bus light its own cigarette after it comes? 
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