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methinks I'll stick to alchemy,
from the description banging neutron stars together would be somewhat unsafe.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Unsafe why? Smash two neutron stars together and you just get a fat neutron star, right? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats
 
Software Zen: delete this;
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You find something you wrote over a decade ago and had absolutely no idea it existed because you forgot it existed. 
Beginning KDevelop Programming[^]
Jeremy Falcon
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You use "You know yer getting old when..." 
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Jeremy Falcon
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I was cycling through some old stuff yesterday and found a CD (yes, imagine, a CD) of some code I thought would be useful to me when I had written it.
It is more than a decade old (nobody writes VB code anymore).
New desktops / laptops don't even have a DVD player in them, let alone a CD player.
I really dont know what to do with this CD.
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Will make a nice coaster. I have hundreds.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Abhinav S wrote: (nobody writes VB code anymore).
Speak for yourself.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I have an external DVD reader. I use it only once in a long while, but for what it cost me, it's worthwhile insurance.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Protect your desk from condensing water out of the ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I have pubic hair older than you. You can't claim to be old yet.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I have pubic hair older than you.
Yes but who's is it?
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I stand corrected. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Just today I found some code I wrote in 2011, that filled a small need today. 
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That's awesome. I love it when that happens. Circle of life type stuff.
Jeremy Falcon
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I've done that with tips I wrote a year ago ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, but you like write a million tips and answers helping people out. That's a pretty good excuse bro.
Jeremy Falcon
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Well, don't judge those who try to fail and fail to pay and go away...
I'm getting old too....
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Welcome to the club brother. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Better yet; looking at code and thinking "whoever did this was being a bit too clever for their own good" and then realizing you'd written that code a month before.
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Ha. Same thing happened to me more than once, but it usually goes like "who the elephant wrote this crap", only to realize it was me.
Jeremy Falcon
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And you would not like to give your phone number, neither your mail...
What web page would you use without installing any software?
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So when you "talk" to someone you meet, they ask you to install software from a web page?
Yeah, I take chat to mean an in real life conversation.
Jeremy Falcon
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