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eh Jeremy, thought you were in Hollywood within the 'everything's made of plastic' state.
you would be swamped 24/7 by the "kiddies can cook/sing/fart" 'reality' shite.
not converted yet?
missing real food (and real people)?
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Lopatir wrote: eh Jeremy, thought you were in Hollywood within the 'everything's made of plastic' state.
Lopatir wrote: missing real food (and real people)?
Yes... big time.  Seriously, all the fakeness here can get depressing. Once you leave the Hollywood area SoCal is awesome... beautiful scenery, etc. But something about Hollywood attracts people who weren't loved as kids and have "issues" for it.
Jeremy Falcon
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You are right, it is total bollocks to use fresh bread. It is supposed to be old, hard, stale bread. Hence pain perdu, lost bread.
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Aren't you fat IRL? You're supposed to know your foods bro. If you don't know what good bread is then your fat card just got revoked. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Keep this a secret but no, I am actually pretty in shape. 
And I just agreed with you about the bread, it should be good stale bread, not the soft sliced crap.
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Gotcha. Tonality is always so hard to tell online.
Jeremy Falcon
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I used the pseudonym fat_boy because it is an amalgam of the atomic bombs used in WWII, and I wanted to hit CP like an atomic bomb. Which I think I achieved back in the day.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: French toast made with melted ice cream
Sounds nice. 
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So it's now tomorrow, I'm pissed and have to be up in about 4 hours 45 minutes. Off to bed.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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All the best from my side. And no, alc does not sovle it.. but I know it does sometimes helps to relieve the pain. It is dangerous
Your sincerely
Bruno
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... um ... O...Kay.[^]
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For the IoT?
You may want to add lots of chlorine, best viruskiller I know for those 'devices'.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So we're down to comparing OSes with laundry detergent now. OK, I'll bite:
Windows: The detergent, while it does an adequate job, somehow can't be used with your perfectly good washing machine and you have to replace it with a much more sophisticated internet-connected one and comes with features you don't want or need, and if you look at it the wrong way, it stops working for reasons unknown.
Linux: It comes with a washboard.
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Only suitable for washing machine sized systems?
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I see apple hasn't cracked that market yet, no iWash.
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Reminds me of this classic...
NSFW-ish[^]
Jeremy Falcon
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I musta fed it a whole ream of paper this morning, but it still wanted more: it kept going "I just can't get enough", "I just can't get enough".
Sussed it though - it was stuck in Depeche mode.
(I'll get me coat)
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You should have tried to shake the disease :p
selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.
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Enjoy the silence while it lasts! It's no good, I'm in your room walking in my shoes.
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So last week I had to get some data from some third party SOAP service.
They sent me some WSDL and XSD files that I could work with and use to generate a C# client.
Unfortunately, it didn't work. I was missing some types...
One email later I got a missing XSD file that was supposed to fix the problem.
It fixed some problems, but a few still remained.
Another email, but according to them everything was fine.
I made a phone call, but they couldn't really help me as I didn't have a support contract, but they could tell me to try and run it in SoapUI.
Fine, SoapUI it is, of course that also didn't work.
I emailed the SoapUI screenshots and mentioned that my WSDL and XSDs were all in the same folder.
Their reply was that it looked like my WSDL and XSDs weren't in the same folder.
So anyway, I found that one of the XSDs contained the still missing types, but the XSD wasn't referenced in the WSDL, so I added it myself.
Now SoapUI worked, but I still couldn't generate C# code.
So again, I sent an email to the supplier and attached all my WSDLs and XSDs including the one I manually changed and explained that seemed to work, but not completely.
They tested their own WSDL that I sent them and concluded that, indeed, it didn't work.
They then sent me a new WSDL with just one change, the one I manually made to their WSDL... Oh, and that XSD that I was missing in the first place went missing again! (Luckily I still had that)
Good for nothing b**** a** m************ 
To be continued next week... 
I really hope we won't need a support contract because the only reason we need that in the first place is because they can't deliver a proper WSDL!
Oh, and their website only works on IE (and then only half of it) 
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And for this you get up at 05:00? 
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When you are working with India, you have to.
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Actually, this company is 4 km away from where I work 
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That's handy.
What's local law like on firebombing premises?
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