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To best ensure you don't slip up at work, don't drop the banana peel in front of yerself.
If ya want others to look up to you, start at the top of the stairs.
A double...
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And firmly believe in a life before death.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Oxymoron ... there's a political joke there...
I'd rather be phishing!
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My dentist told me to stop making toothpaste jokes: "Oral get angry".
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typical, funny dentists are as rare as hens teeth.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Just floss it.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Mine asked me: "Would you like anesthesia... before I give you the bill?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless patient
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Once again filling the halls with a cavity of a joke, what, becuz ya likely got yer wisdom teeth pulled (same applies to me for reading & reply posting in kind...).
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I noticed some biting posts - caried, molar less, as tongue-in-cheek remarks.
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In year 2000 there were no Guns 'n Roses. Not for me.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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"Chinese Democracy" killed it for me. Not a single good track on the whole album!
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I didn't both like "Use Your Illusion" too much also. They had some groove and some ideas, then faded fairly quickly. I still respect them though.
Chinese Democracy is terrible in every sense.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I thought they sucked, but my daughter loved them!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I agree with you. Axl Rose's "voice" sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
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Agree the only one worse is David Lee Roth.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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WTH does his site serve? Pi-Hole blocks the domain altogether.
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GHOSTEMANE - Mercury[^]
After a week of absence, due to being very busy and exhausted, there's a new SOTW!
This stuff is ehhh... weird. Although weird doesn't quite cut it.
I'm digging the music which isn't that weird, but you'll need eye and mind bleach after watching the cartoon video clip.
No violence or nudity, but still not very safe for work 
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The sound wasn't too bad, but the video was giving me a headache.
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