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I've taken to storing chocolate bars in my shirt cuff. That way, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bit of a cookie-cutter joke...
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that'll only get you into a sticky situation
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Agreed, it's worth at least 100 Grand.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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building the retirement nestle egg
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I just Snickers at that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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wondering now, where does the cad bury his gold?
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In the Mounds of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I prefer to stash mine in outer space, in the Milky Way.
/ravi
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to put it on Mars?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But that won't bring me as much almond joy.
/ravi
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Well at least choose a different Galaxy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How about something closer to home then, like 5th Avenue?
/ravi
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Nah, Mr.Goodbar lives there and he wouldn't care for that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Snicker. Snicker. 
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It's eitherOriginalGriff wrote: That way
Or the Milky Way
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Any way... how do you have Daim to post all these sweet puns?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Replacing them with mint chocolates would have many Bendicks, especially After Eight.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh Henry! 
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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I knew a girl who did that, but I Hershey stopped.
(Milk that for all it's worth, unless you prefer the Dark side)
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These puns are getting a bit too far. Lind't it?
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Silly wabbit, twix are fow kids!
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You know, if you'd be a sweet tart[^] and turn Twix[^] instead of posting these puns, you might get more than a snicker[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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