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Nah, what would that sort want to do here? 
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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They'd make unsuccessful attempts at clever comments*
* second recursive/self referential post in this thread
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Quote: obscessive obsessive
Although we do like spelling to be correct - that's not obcessif is it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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CodingLover wrote: engage with few hobbies to keep my mind free, like traveling and photography
As long as by "travelling" you don't mean "escort", and by "photography" you don't mean "porn" you should be fine! 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And as long as campers aren't really just packing and moving.
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Saved as I'll ever be. And you?
By the way, if it the end of anything it's the end of the church age not the world.
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AfterELE[^] shows a bunch of different ways we can go but doesn't mention anything about the bible. Or Lord of the Rings. Or Peter Pan or any other fictional works. Sheer, unadulterated nonsense promulgated by people with 3 brain cells or less who are insane enough to believe in gods and fairies and astrology. Probably.
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I wonder if they have started to draw up their list of excuses why nothing happened, with the obligatory, Oops I miscalculated, its now going to this other random date in the future...
Oh god, Look up there...
It's the planet X,
No, Its a alien spaceship
No its a plane.
Oh sh*t, it was just a sparrow.
Never mine, as you were....
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I think is totally right. I think somewhere in the universe a planetoid is gonna get pulverised to smithereens by an astronomic collision! Maybe only 2 billion light year away we might not even ever see it, imagine that!
Such power of prediction!
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So I won't have to deliver the project due next week?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Add it to your scrum board as a potential blocker
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I don't believe it, but I keep hoping 
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I get married the day after, so in a sense for me it's true*
*Not really. After 11 years I can very positively assert I'm more than happy.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, if a brown dwarf was just 5 days away from earth and was on its way to a collision, I am certain that we'd see something in the sky never seen before. After all, a brown dwarf is even bigger than Jupiter.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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GKP1992 wrote: a brown dwarf is even bigger than Jupiter.
Hey - quit it with the racial stereotyping! My beige "space probe" is not inconsequential in magnitude!
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This guy probably made a fortune from his previous end-of-the-world predictions and will make even more money from this one and the next one and the one after that.
Meanwhile, we - a bunch of software developers - are calling him a pillock.
Just putting that out there.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Meanwhile, we - a bunch of software developers - are calling him a pillock.
We all need something to get away from daily work problems  .
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Indeed, and a nice, easy, lucrative and almost entirely work-free gig in numerology and/or God-bothering could be the ideal solution!
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98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: 98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
This scheme was made on the spot I presume.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Absolutely. The best ones always are.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Depends much upon what one believes is "The Bible".
Since my version-of-choice doesn't include his 'body of proof' then I've nothing to worry about. The rest of you: : duck and cover!*
* the above contains 33 words - which more or less make me the New Messiah to some.
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Maybe North Korea is about to launch it's nukes and start the nuclear apocalypse
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I'll just restore from backup afterwards. No worries! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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