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Who said crime doesn't pay?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Any Apple devs here? I'm growing a tree in the front yard. Does that count?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Only if you send them 33% of the produce, and wear a Mac[^] while you harvest them.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have always hated apple. They come out as self-righteous pricks every time I look at them.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Quote: Sir, there's a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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Falls into the category "only a mother could love." Spiders. shiver...
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But there is only one spaghetti monster.
Don't be fooled by impastas!
I'll get my coat...
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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And I'm going to Hell, or whatever each has for some equivalent, in all of them!
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I'm going in Hell or equivalent for all of them except pastafarianism. I never preach it but I, as most italians, live this religion with passionate abandon.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Oh I'm going to drown in sauce forever.
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That is so true!
Yaarhhhh.
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Java, JavaScript, PHP, Visual BASIC, just to name some of the evil ones. And forget the Illuminati. There are some secret brotherhoods that are even worse, like Apple or Mickeysoft.
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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And don't forget Open-source Religion for a fully unit tested approach to spirituality.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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You forgot big-endianism vs little-endianism
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought that the others are called copypastas.
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter
how many women are assigned.
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I revelioli in your wisdom.
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Is 50% of Canada the letter 'A'?
Sorry it's late: minor household emergency...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Eh?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hopefully broken pipe type emergency and not appendectomy type emergency.
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Nothing too serious, all fixed now.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And 33% of Europe the letter 'E'?
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...but this is more than likely going to happen someday: Close to Home by John McPherson | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What a waste of gazpacho.
What do you mean one day oh you thought that was a bee following you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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