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That would take a super conductor, like Herbert von Karajan.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It's kind of sad that the electric chair has been abolished.
It had potential.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, that's electrifying!
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That's revolting.
.... And were off! next?
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Let's Ohmmmmmmmmm to relax after that... 
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Sadly, I have not the capacity to relax... I'm too excited!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Get with the current times! 
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What are you inducing me to do?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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They were always operated by strapping young men.
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Watt are we going to do with you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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So... Dominoe's is testing a self-driving car for pizza delivery.
If you don't tip the car, is it going to shock you?
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Some joke need to be... cut-short.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You've sparked my interest, it's a subject anode something about.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So I wrote a short story, sent it off and it's been accepted for publication in a SF mag - and will be broadcast on radio and podcast.
I'm not actually getting paid - but I'm still pretty excited, and was passing by so thought I'd share!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Sounds good, congratulations ... which SF mag ?
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Ta. Should have mentioned - AntipodeanSF[^]
Not published until Jan next year though...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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thank you for the link  , interesting mag, something to keep in mind ...
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Wow this is great!
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Congrats, well done, keep up the good work 
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That's great! I hope that this is the first of many.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Thanks - I've also just finished my first novel...
Enjoyed it so much I may read another
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Quote: I Sold my first story
_Maxxx_ wrote: I'm not actually getting paid
Hopefully you didn't sell your firstborn son. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yeah - well to be honest it took as long to write the story as it did to create my firstborn....
make of that what you will
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Not as fun though, I hope. 
Good for you though. My mom has published a few books and it was a ton of work. Not quite the same but I can imagine the amount of time and effort it took.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Maxxx wrote: Yeah - well to be honest it took as long to write the story as it did to create my firstborn...
I can only hope that both were properly developed at delivery.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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