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Where do I sign?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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careers@brigittemacron.fr 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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I read that as "Carers[^]@Brig..." which is probably appropriate for any politician. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's the service president Macron offering to his wife. Doesn't he? 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Bill Nye Sues Disney for $9.35 Million in Missing ‘Science Guy’ Profits[^]
I wonder what other 'profits' Disney has incorrectly claimed...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Nye: Your honor, Disney owes me money.
Judge: Does the defendant have anything to say?
Disney: Yes your honor, I propose mr. Nye just... Let it go 
Everyone: *stands up and starts dancing and singing*
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Sander, you're on a roll... 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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How Artificial Intelligence Will Make Digital Humans Hollywood's New Stars: [^]
"It's all over by 2045 — we are no longer running the show," predicts Regelous. "They will become so smart, and this won't be about motion pictures. They will be curing cancer and fixing global warming." But Regelous doesn't envision a bleak future. "Anything significantly smarter than us is going to value us. It will think, feel love and value life," he says, adding, "I hope I'm right. Otherwise, we are screwed." I'm going to bet on otherwise.
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Yup, screwed.
It will feel the same kind of love as we do for bacon, and wipe any potential threat from existence in a bid for survival; because sooner or later, we would try the same.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Is there even any point in making high speculative "predictions" like that?
Especially when it's almost explicitly wishful thinking.
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BillWoodruff wrote: "I hope I'm right. Otherwise, we are screwed."
That has been my sentence a couple of times regarding futuristic themes.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Cheer up. I heard they won't play with their food (us) before the eat it.
At least, not too much.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The movie Simone covered this a while back.
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While looking at something else I came across the following website
Industrial Grade Carbon Nanotubes[^]
If I understand that correctly, using the first option on the page one can buy a kilogram of nanotubes for $95.
So if you had a great idea to make a billion with them now would be the time.
Anyone for the next Pet Rock craze?
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One of the mods I use in Minecraft is called PlusTiC, and it is an addon to Tinkers Construct (TiC). TiC allows players to create various weapons and tools, and customize them endlessly using Modifiers. Each material (iron, gold, etc) has Traits, and one of the traits added by PlusTiC made me laugh:
Quote: Democratic People's Republic of Korea - spawn the Supreme Leader, a creeper-like entity to defend the summoner
The thing looks like Kim Jong-Un.
I don't think Lil' Kim would like this.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well, I'd hate to pay for shipping!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Surely you emptied the bottle first and refilled it with colored water.
Right?
Didn't you?
Right?
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Replace the rum with coulred water?
Are you kidding?
OP: Please tell me you kept/drank the coloured water, coz Bundy tastes like crap.
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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Lopatir wrote: ...coz Bundy tastes like crap.
Please! This coming from the bloke from the place with no decent alcohol and a fear of chewing gum.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... @Michael-Martin in one easy lesson...[^]
(SFW, unless you are Michael Martin)
It isn't OP or 33 OP so I don't care.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Annoy possibly, frustrate absolutely. Can you just see him trying to get a pourer or straw through the concrete.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise, while at full speed traversing through space, attempted to tell a series of jokes. Conclusion: he has a warped sense of humor.
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That's not even worth a groan. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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