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See, I thought he was one of those Cylon hybrids. I was ready to find a ship to plug him into, due to the fact that U.S. Navy has a tendency to collide with the biggest objects afloat these days. This might be an improvement to their navigation S.O.P..... 
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Oh My ! [^]
Or maybe you already knew?
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That is particularly distasteful - I'm damned if I can see a relationship between the 2 subjects except the word grooming.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well, let me explain, go to the Dutch Google Google[^] and search on 'grooming'.
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xkcd: Eclipse Review[^]
My review is situated precisely at the origin of Randall's graph, even though we were supposed to see 90% totality from our location (Dayton, Ohio, USA).
In true Murphy style, I managed to be scheduled into meetings during most of the eclipse. It wasn't terribly disappointing, however, since the local sky was completely overcast during the entire non-event.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I think there is a big/huge difference between even 90% coverage and 100% coverage.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I can verify that. We were on the road and drove through the totality and even with the overcast sky and surrounding rain showers, it still was the coolest, eeriest thing I have ever experienced. We saw gradient blue sky to east and sunset to the north all while the area around us was almost as dark as night. It was awesome. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Maximilien wrote: I think there is a big/huge difference between even 90% coverage and 100% coverage.
I am lucky enough to be living in the path of totality. From my front yard I was able to see about 1.5 minutes of totality, and it was really one of the coolest experiences I have ever had.
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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Just thought that this was funny...
private ErrorDetail Get([CallerMemberName]string errorName = "")
{
return this[errorName];
}
public ErrorDetail MissingAccountDetail => Get();
public ErrorDetail InvalidEmailAdress => Get();
I feel I should get a new hobby...
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If only...
But I still feel like I am going to put this into production... It's not not understandable 
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But fret not! I will fix the typo in EmailAddress 
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Snicker indeed - I just realised I have never actually used the SO search facility, always find it via google.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Breaking news: the frog from the Muppets has died. Miss Piggy has been heard threatening to Kermit suicide.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Have I toad you before your puns use fozzie logic?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Well, we all knew he was going to croak sooner or later... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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At least no one's flipped you the Big Bird you so rightly deserve.
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What kind of Animal are you? That was totally off the Waldorf.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That pun was ribbiting; and, what yer sayin' is, with the Muppet Show MC being Gonzo, Sweddish Chef can now prepare the French Delectable featuring legs, provided PETA doesn't get hoppin' mad.
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That is worse than Statler and Waldorf at their worst.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They told Ms Piggy "He's Gone zo get over it."
Just like that job I started at where all I did was crush aluminum cans all day. It was soda pressing.
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The animals were given a six-month stay of execution when they were rescued from the farm at Milton Lilbourne.
But, having been reared for meat, they were then slaughtered and delivered as sausages to the fire station team, which barbecued them.
Well, they did get 6 months more to live 
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