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This explains how the Clintons got in office.... 
Old programmers need jobs too!
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Funny, I thought Trump won the election....
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"A politician is a man so thick skinned that he can stand upright even if has no backbone."
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Is your office being run by Randall Munroe[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, by Dilbert[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What about the needed changes to standard GGC-S13.1234F.14589.3 -- to be GGC-S131237F.14589.3?
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Wait, what was the standard they used for changing this standard for standards?
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Change control standards, which may be compliant with the new standard and authorized early as a policy exception (under the old standard), or is compliant with the old standard and will be updated on the next scheduled review.
...I shouldn't instantly know that. FML
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I pity the poor shmucks that had to write that stuff, the committee that had to review it, the editor that had to edit it, etc.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc, there are no 'poor schmucks' who write that stuff. It grows all on its own, like a fungus.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I wish some tiny part of me could claim this wasn't believable. Having worked in government though, I have received similar and even been involved in projects with sub-sub-committees to decide what color to make the font. 
Your tax dollars at waste.
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You should probably allocate twice as much time to any tasks to ensure both standards are followed in the meantime...
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Having worked in government, I actually understood it on the 1st read! <G>
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That's the reason why everything in government are two years behind and cost $30K a line of code, just to adhere to some useless standards. That's is not even include QA. Wait a minute. What is QA in government software?
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Leaker!
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Most people are quite rude at such an occasion, but not them![^]
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/ravi
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There's nothing polite about anything posted at CP in The Lounge.
[edit]
I take this back; I just found some polite stuff ...
[end edit]
modified 24-Jul-17 17:15pm.
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What a surprise! Did you ever sit through a baseball game?
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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The pitchers use this to throw curve balls, to make them harder for the other team to hit.
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I just got a sales call from 555-555-5555.
I wish all of the sales idiots would start using this so my rejected number list could get smaller...
BTW, does anyone know if there's a limit to how many numbers the rejected phone numbers list holds on a Samsung phone?
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Quote: BTW, does anyone know if there's a limit to how many numbers the rejected phone numbers list holds on a Samsung phone?
Let me Google it for you  
Google
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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