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"Get to the choppah!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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Move further away and say it's too far to commute and telework everyday.
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Here
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Perfect match for Deeming.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Oh, very mature. Ad-hominem attacks where you think I won't see them.
Coward.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Again making assumptions. Of course I knew you'd see it. It wasn't an attack, it was a joke. By your reaction seems I've hit a nerve. Tsk Tsk.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Dilbert's gone so dark and bitter that it's hard to read anymore. I just come out of it feeling a little sadder in my day.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I hear ya. It always seems to be right on in portraying the state of software engineering these days
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Ever thought of switching job?
Did great for my well being.
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What job are you doing now? Just curious.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Database, backend and webservice development for a company servicing the car industry.
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Ah, so still a developer/programmer/architect/whatever... I thought you meant like become a bartender or something...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I've been a bartender, it's not anything I look forward to become again.
Sh*tty work hours and pay. And considering that I'm pretty introverted I wasn't very good at it either.
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If it helps Chris, TheGreatAndPowerfulOz just posted a video showcasing the start of the machine revolution that will eventually take over and kill us and destroy the planet. That should brighten your day. 
Jeremy Falcon
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote:
You need half a cup of harden up, several bundy's and squillion schooners. Should actually look me up next trip to Oz. I can help out.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I know - what would Chopper[^] say?
(WARNING: Link extremely NSFW due to naughty words)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So who's your Wally? 
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I think his point is that "Artificial Intelligence" is only as good as those developing it. Hence it'll remain "Artificial" for some time.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I was looking for an old message I posted in the lounge. I don't remember when I posted it but it's been a while. So I clicked on my name at the top, then the Messages link, and the history there only goes back to March of this year.
Is there no way for me to search for older messages?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Look at the text on the top of the page.
NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS!
That's totally irrelevant here.
Below tat, on the right side, you find a text field labeled 'Search Messages'. Now, you have three guesses what it does...
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CodeWraith wrote: NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS!
What???
Did you even read my posting??
Where in my posting do you see anything even remotely related to programming????
I said "IN MY MESSAGE HISTORY". The search field at the top isn't what I'm looking for.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Read the rest 
I just needed a starting point.
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Well, you have totally lost me. I have no idea what you're trying to get across here
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Look on the right side, just below the text about programming questions, There is a search field to look for messages.
Sorry for confusing you.
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