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Ask one of our Indian colleagues to give him a call 
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It took me eight days, but now it's time to start a countown. If I read the arcane writings correctly, I need only five more points and then I will not be publically branded as potential spammer anymore and the moderators don't have to stand by day and night to read my posts anymore.
FIVE!
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I just approved and upvoted. Time to take that theory out for a spin.
This space for rent
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Thanks! Now let's see what happens...
Edit: Nothing! Nothing at all! Moderators, you are rid of me!
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I considered marking all of his messages in this thread a spam, if for no other reason than to see what would happen. I just don't have the energy to be funny today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I do not think it is related to your points anyhow...
It is an autonomous spam detector, that probably took offended by your link... It need to learn such links, and it takes time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is apparently, or at least in part - very high rep members are more "trusted" and do not get sent to moderation.
The threshold is pretty high though IIRC - but I don't want to suggest where so as not to encourage spammers to try for it ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And I thought that I'm just a good person never caught in moderation...
Sic transit gloria mundi...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nah - it's gets a "bee in its bonnet" about common words from time to time, and used to send everyone to moderation - I had to release my own posts quite a few times!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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modified 9-Jul-17 5:29am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: gets a "bee in it's bonnet"
Um... bee in its bonnet. 
/ravi
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Autouncorrect... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Autouncorrect.
???
Is that something like the 'fuzzy logic' in BMW indicators? ... sorry, old fashioned term used by mistake
Is that something like the 'AI' in BMW indicators?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: BMW indicators?
BMWs have indicators?! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes, they actually do although seen very rarely in the wild these small orange lights are always maintained in top condition due to an incredibly low workload. They spend most of their time hibernating and, so far appear, to be immortal as a result.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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But even when woken up, they work only half of the time, the other half they rest in order to avoid burn-out.
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As my old phone decided: Auto condom wrecker.
Don't ask. That thing had a mind of its own.
Also, Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not yet, but now:
Could I interest you in one of the following:
- My analysis of your system has revealed several critical isses. Please download my great program to make a more detailed analysis.
- There are some attachments to this message which you should open immediately.
- I also am the Emperor of the universe and currently have problems with a financial transaction. Would you be so kind and let me transfer the money (80 trillion Quadloos) to your account for, let's say 25%, as compensation for your troubles?
- You look like you could need some silicon implants or blue pills, both at unbeatable prices.
- Get your horoscope now!
Enough, or do you want more?
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CodeWraith wrote: Enough, or do you want more?
Only if you promise me a special discount like I'm the only person in the world and your business model relies on me acting within three seconds so have you sell me something at a substantial discount to entice me on an otherwise inferior product that can't win on its own merit. So much in fact it's to the extent it would make it nearly impossible to run with your business with on the high value of said cheap products with on the margins in the first place being so sacrificially small. Shall we say you charge me $495, but if I act now I can get these lovely products for just $49.95 plus S&H?
Jeremy Falcon
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And that's not all! You will also receive a special offer for a vacation in Novosibirsk, two days and for 14 persons!
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If you hop into the train at 12:22 (that's in 2.5 hours) you will arrive in Novosibirsk at 21:00. In three days. It does not say what the trip will cost, but you will have to change the train only twice in those three days, once in Berlin and once in Moscow.
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