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Happy birthday, United States of America! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Does leaving your goldfish bowl in the sun for too long cause global warming?
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Something fishy about your hypothesis. Perhaps scale it back a bit so it's more in tuna with current trends?
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In the Israeli summer, it would result in poached goldfish!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Bouillabaisse?
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Aren't you supposed to be on a beach in twenty minutes sipping Mai Tais?
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Your a day, early, lad.
However, since you've just volunteered, I will entrust the care of CP into your capable (if unwashed) hands. Also, don't forget to maintain the "If W∴Balboos was here he'd post this . . ." series.
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Quote: And Today Starts Out Well ! 4hrs 58mins ago
To begin with, for the first time ever, I made it to the bottom of the Last 24hrs "Top Experts List" - barely behind OG, himself (the barely part probably won't last).
But it doesn't end, there. By ca. 16:00 GMT (which is still mid-morning where I'm going) I'll be enjoying Island beverages on a tropical Isle without a care in the world (and open bars) until next Sunday* Indeed - I won't carry money for the duration. Even tipping is forbidden - currency is a smile.
You didn't specify a day, so I assumed today ...
W∴ Balboos wrote: don't forget to maintain the "If W∴Balboos was here he'd post this . . ." series.
Ooh, the responsibility - I don't know if I can handle it!
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stop spreading such hyperbowl
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: hyperbowl
 Wouldn't a goldfish bowl be a hyper-circle?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, I'm confident you'd not survive trying to even get close enough to put your goldfish bowl in the sun; you, the goldfish, bowl, it's water, and yer spaceship would be global burnt toast.
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It would help if I spelled my domain name correctly in the username. 
That wasted two hours of my life. 
Marc
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Go home Marc, you're not drunk...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Go home Marc, you're not drunk...
I am home. But I think it's time to go replace some rotten wood on the shed now. I have replacement wood, wood screws, a good saw, paint...what could go wrong? 
Marc
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Well ... [^]
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Hopefully sawing wood won't cause it to combust! 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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You know the difference between engineer and doctorantes?
a.) Engineer
In case engineer needs to decide vector of a magnetic field he remembers how he needs to use a screw driver.
b.) Doctorants
In case he needs to use a screw driver he thinks first about the magnetic field to decide in which direction he need to use the tool
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Kudos for going old school, I always use screws made of metal. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: you're not drunk...
Either that, or not drunk enough... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Along with ==, !=, <> , and so on, there should be a "close enough" comparator of some sort.
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We shall not discuss SONDEX.
There is, however, ≈ would work. Everyone gets to buy a new keyboard!
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Argh. But, maybe it bears repeating? (just a BS excuse for a repost). I looked at the insider news - but not far enough back as I saw the article posted/featured today on Yahoo!.
Maybe the first one was fake?
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