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I sometimes feel that astrophysicists should go out and get a life, but it holds even more so for "science reporters" - most of which can't understand why it's cooler at night... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I sometimes feel that astrophysicists should go out and get a life
What do you think they are finding a habitable planet for?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Probably the best joke ever written was in Futurama
Quote: Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.
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Methane alert in effect for Uranus as hot solar wind continues.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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...because what they say requires so much forgiveness?
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I always thought they're going to hell.
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Well, they only go to the churches places of worship that provide the largest party donations. So that means no, they don't go to Christian churches...
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No, they only like to get more informed about the future/final enemies
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It's much more of a "birds-of-a-feather" thing.
They are attracted to the arena with the greatest scarcity of ethics and morality.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...because what they say requires so much forgiveness?
It's not what they say, it's what they do (or don't do) that requires so much forgiveness.  Actually, to hell with forgiveness. Kick 'em all out!
Marc
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Didn't they start up a church that does bulk forgiveness?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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<rant>
Saturday was not good. My sister called - my youngest brother (55) was diagnosed with colon cancer FOR THE THIRD TIME!! He gets checkups every three months, the last one was clean, now its back with a vengeance  All three of my brothers have had colon cancer, one is dead. Both grandmothers had it and two uncles. I get checked every two years.
I fell off a wagon I have been on for over thirty years, and got stinking drunk. I climbed back on Monday - luckily my wife understood.
And, to make it worse, Sunday was my 65th birthday.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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Cancer sucks big time. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Here's hoping for the best outcome: a fall from the wagon is to be expected at such a time.
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F*** cancer!
Sincerely.
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Good luck to all!
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Given the disturbing news you've had, it may seem strange to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I'm going to do it anyway
When I had cancer, the essay by Stephen J. Gould, "The Median is not the Message," was very helpful to me [^] in making sense of the prognosis: the survival rates, etc. The essay has helped many people strengthen their positive, most rational, ways of thinking ... that's as important for the family members as it is for the person with cancer.
Gould wrote the article after he had cancer, and he survived that cancer, and lived another twenty years.
take care, Bill
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Hey is there anyone here in the Los Angeles / Hollywood area who wants to work for mid-level developer role / rate to be in entertainment in Hollywood? I got a referral for you if so. It's not a senior role, so don't expect to retire at the rate they're paying but it'll cover your bills at least. And as a perk you'll get to work with some big names I'm told in this position.
Hope this doesn't come across as spam. There is no job board any more.
Jeremy Falcon
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Does Donald Trump looking for a programmer to atomize his twat Messages? 
Keep in mind I'm not native english so typos are for free 
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Let's act like adults here. Oh wait, this is CP. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: you'll get to work with some big names
Schwarzenegger?
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Depends... it's for the Oscars.
Jeremy Falcon
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Just make sure you select the correct data
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F-ES Sitecore wrote:
Schwarzenegger?
A big name in more than one way. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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