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...and OG keeps droning on.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Not if all she has are bee stings.
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In that case she can buzz off?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Two bees or not two bees; that is the question!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I hive an urge to wax poetic.
(Don't worry- I'm just pollen your leg)
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sweet!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If she is you'd better comb your hair and treat her like a queen.
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No, it means she's a patient of mine and I'm not overly enthralled by the way the new scaffold for the stem-cell ear I'm constructing for her in my laboratory is turning out so I need to see her again so we can restart the culture.
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If she was also a great cook, that would be the bee's knees.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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That it didn't happen 51 years ago[^]
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Quote: was friends with hunter Scott van Zyl, 44, who was killed by crocodiles It seems to be a good month for animals...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There were some ISIS fighters killed by wild boars a few days ago.
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Well, those guys don't like pork...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And the pork reciprocated.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Hopefully eaten by them, too.
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He might have had a bit of trouble shooting straight, 51 years ago.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was just imagining dropping a (baby) elephant on him.
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His wife is going to pick up his body. I hope she brought a bucket!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I hope she brought a bucket! Also, salt, pepper, and a ladle.
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It's good for the roses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's a shame Bah, you just Talk Talk.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Better late than never!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Would you opt for this?
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I think anything that shakes up the funeral industry is a good thing.
I really hate to see people being pressured into buying elaborate, expensive and environmentally wasteful boxes that are going to get set on fire.
The whole business of giving people a heap of ash that may or may not contain some remnants of the departed seems utterly bizarre to me.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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