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There are at least 2 different variants out there. 1 has a hard coded Url and has been "Sink holed". A system may still get infected but if it can find the url it will Exit the Infection process.
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"As the WSJ confirms, the attacks could worsen on Monday morning because of how the virus works"
With friends like the NSA we do not need enemies 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: With friends like the NSA we do not need enemies
Or the overly self-important jackasses that made the code public.
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I saw a question on Quora about a new developer, who forbidden to write comments (he have to write self-documenting code) because comments take memory...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Please remove your comment! It takes up valuable bits of my memory 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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They make you remember the perverse thoughts you were having while writing the code.
There's a reason I block such things from my memory, I wouldn't want to be remembered! 
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Don't laugh too much. Back in the early 1980's, I had access to a Rockwell AIM-65[^] (built into a briefcase), and decided to write a Mastermind game for it in its built-in BASIC. I did so successfully, but one bug that still has me scratching my head to this day. My program had comments, but one of those comments caused the program to crash - remove the comment, it worked fine. reinstate the comment, it invariably crashed.
Go figure.
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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Reduce the font size - it takes less memory space that way.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That is precisely the reason we use semicolons to terminate lines of code now. Full colons take up more memory. 
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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His boss, yeah, but not Bob.
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No... Bob only try to be a mother of all so you will not have to visit your own...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So, you forgot about it too?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You're assuming its gender? *Triggered*
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Alien reproduction != Human reproduction
Evidently, it is quite possible for Bob to be its own mother. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies...
I asked: Do you have any plans?
Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, you could have asked her to introduce you to someone...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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it's obviously too late for my solution to all those problems: you can't get married a second time as long as you avoid the first time like the plague.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That is one of those questions that, regardless of the answer, you end up swimming in it. Your best option is to run away, very fast.
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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Not even planning to marry a first time, sounds awful
Now, to find a girl who doesn't want to marry... 
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Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: "Don't you like being married?" asked the wife.
The malice! To fail us!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Well, I've always fancied your sister..."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've seen many of you mention a software for recovering a windows machines. I had a total disk failure, and lost everything. What was that software called, please???
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