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Wong Lee? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Talking about the Wong Lee sounds like you're talking about a Chinese mafia-like group that rules the black market rice trade.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You didn't come up with that yourself! Who are your confederates?
I'll grant you that (if you did pickett yourself) it was rather cute.
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I've been saving it for weeks so it was topical!
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You'll get a Patton your back for that one. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Better than banging my head against a Stonewall...
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The puns on this thread are enough to cause the south to rise again....
What interests me are the # of indian (generally) sounding names that actually can make a pun about the War between the states...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: The puns on this thread are enough to cause the south to rise again....
Or throw up...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Why would the English not agree? Such a Cavalier lack of knowledge - you must have Round Heads. Throw us a Crumb, Well anything will do.
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Someone commented:
"When you rev it, 650 fire-breathing bald eagles come shooting out the back."
Because 'murrica.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's hilarious! I was going to comment with something along the lines of:
"This is your car. This is your car on Instagram? Any questions?" But there's no way any graphics I find would match the IG comment. Thanks for the smile. 
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Country cousin named by unknown aristocrat on platform (5,4)
HINT: Crosswords can be hazzardous to your mental health.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 9-May-17 9:34am.
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Costa Rica?
Bit of a long shot, but Cousin = C or possibly Co.
Unknown aristocrat = star from tsar.
ICA - not actually a platform but Independent Computing Architecture (thanks Google).
Andy B
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No, not Costa Rica (nor any other country for that matter).
The answer is both alliterative and fictitious, for what it's worth.
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Is it Count Olaf?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Unfortunately not. Look for the "typo" in the hint ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I can never figure these CCCs out anyways. Not to mention that they're supposed to be posted while I am still in bed
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Daisy Duke?
Platform - Dais
Unknown - y
Aristocrat - Duke
Andy B
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Well done, sir!
Yes, indeed - the object of just about every single thought that occurred to me during the 1980's!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Rodney is an air defense cowboy![^]
His aim is questionable, but it looks like it worked. If it flies, it dies![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Software developers teaching robots to fight..? They've got no chance!
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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As Sun Tzu said, fighting is the most primitive way of making war on your enemies. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes, but the man was also a master of the obvious, like telling us to take care that the wind comes from behind when you intend to set something on fire.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Yes, but the man was also a master of the obvious,
Perhaps it's just that he knew his audience?
Actually, when I create a user interface, it's much the same, conceptually (except the fire part). The "Press Any Key" scenario is something I've actually witnessed, live.
Thus, we complete the circle, for software developer -> fight -> obvious precautions:
He obviously had user problems of his own.
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