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I recommend a gift certificate. That way the recipient can buy something he/she prefers. And maybe keep it on their desk. 
/ravi
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This is cool
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Thanks. Ya, they are. I was trying to find something QA themed or related but this is a good idea. Thanks.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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A collection of jigsaw puzzles, all mixed together, with no pictures to show the desired outcome.
The jigsaw puzzles in separate bags, but each with a piece missing.
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An optical comparator. Here's a cheapo. The next time they bitch about your code, tell them to look again. 
Or buy one of the big boys (a bit pricey - $5,000+), and at his/her next bitch session, tell them they should be glad they don't have to sit behind one of those all day!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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windows 10 (- there really are people out there that don't consider this a gag)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: windows 10
Already has it. Our entire company took the free upgrade and not a single problem, other than have to remap some network drives, little things like that.
Hence my wonderment at why some people have so many problems with it. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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How about Laphroaig QA Cask - Litre Scotch Whisky?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If Justin Bieber is taking water into his lungs at a rate of 2ml/sec while Kim Kardashian is taking water into her lungs at a rate of 4ml/sec how long will it take for you to decide what kind of sandwich to eat while you watch them drown?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No time at all - watercress, of course!
/ravi
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That's awful and not even funny.
Watching them (do whatever) would really destroy my appetite, wasting a perfectly good sandwich.
Waste is no joke (especially when it's a yummy sandwich!) 
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I got the popcorn ready 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think a boxing match might be more entertaining.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Female mud wrestling?
Yes, I know that Justin is male (in a manner of speaking...)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I know that Justin is male
I'd love to hear that story some time. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I know that Justin is claims to be male
I mis-typed 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I mis-typed
Phew! That's a relief.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hmm I would take my time and make a good decision. Not like I have to hurry
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Well, I can tell you now that it is not water Kim is taking into her lungs....  
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Sorry, I can't help. I only know pint per Minute
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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The first part of the question is irrelevant. The answers always bacon.
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Since I'm the one drowning them I will have thought about this in advance and as a true belgian I will have a beer. This one [^] preferably. 
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As another Belgian I agree wholeheartedly, beer it should be. Maybe not exactly the one you prefer but hey, we have got 800+ different ones to choose from. There is always one to like.
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Given that the average male lung capacity is 6,000 ml, and the average female lung capacity is 4,000 ml, it would take Kim approximately 1,000 seconds (16 minutes) to drown, and Justin approximately 3,000 seconds (50 minutes) to drown.
This would give me plenty of time to settle down with a nice smoked salmon sandwich on Rye bread, and some Bushmills 10 year single malt.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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