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Member 13086247 wrote: please hepl me
Of course!
Let no-one say we don't hepl people with problems: HEPL[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nobl'd 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Please come back and apologise for your mistake and we will forgive you, eventually. 
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Simples!
Public Function JSONParser(ByVal json)
Set JSONParser = JSONParser(json)
End Function
Is that recursive enough for you? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He might have meant cursive, because he doesn't like the default VS font.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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So its a bit windy up north where in Queensland and its all over the news.
What i wonder about is why news reporters insist on standing outside in the very rain and wind they're busy warning everyone about.
Morons
Bryce
modified 28-Mar-17 0:29am.
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Quote: She is best remembered for regularly reporting while standing outside during a raging storm.
There are worse things you could be remembered for - being a Javascript/VB Programmer perhaps
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Just had a look and I'm not going to lie, but I found her difficult to masturbate to.
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Tacky, unnecessary, and disappointing comment - even for you. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Usual, boring, predictable, ending with an emoticon like a 14 year-old girl comment from you.
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At least I'm consistent!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please DFTT
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Said the one who, at a completely unrelated post, could only speak about masturbation like a 12 years old boy. Which makes me think, if OG is a
Pom Pey wrote: 14 year-old girl
then maybe you just got the hotties and don't know how to cope with it. Speak to someone older, he may give you some pointers - we've all been through that, lad.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I wondered how long it would take griffs fan bois to turn up.
He's big enough and uglier enough to look after himself so jog on you melt.
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Ah, you're so predictable I could have wrote your answer for you and saved you the time. You see, I wasn't "defending" OG, I was trying to answer to your first post but it was so sleazy and ignorant that lingua mortal non dice quel ch'io sentiva in seno.
Your second post just gave me the incipit I needed to properly answer. Yes, I do feed the trolls, from time to time. Have a merry digestion.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Unlike the other posters, I'm a problem solver.
Solution:
Print her picture (I suggest full color)
Paste it on full-length mirror at your shoulder level.
Now, pretend it's her junk you rubbing - you'll be just fine.
Problem Solved!
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Debbie[^]
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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I don't know if anyone else here knows about, or is participating in, the JavaScript 30[^] 30 Day Vanilla JS Coding Challenge, but I am, and for a die hard hard jQuery and lodash junkie, it is really fun, and surprisingly challenging. I didn't realise until day 1, yesterday how many years ago I had done any DOM coding without jQuery.
Basically, based on my day experience, each challenge gives you an HTML layout, and some CSS classes, and tells you how that markup should behave as a UI. You then have to code the plain vanilla JS to achieve what is wanted. I see mine is vintage vanilla, lacking things like document.querySelector and still using var instead of const, but I with some Googling on a very slow internet connection, I shovelled out quite a hackish, but neat and working solution in about 2 hours.
If anyone else is interested, I think we should start a thread on one of the discussion boards to compare and discuss our own solutions, as well as the given solution.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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RIP Dave Steele
Racing veteran Dave Steele killed in crash at Florida track[^]
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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While at school today I overheard someone saying that another person was "crazier than a rabid fruitcake with rubber icing". 
The person he was talking to replied with "What? That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of your mouth!"
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thank God that person No.2 never hears me talk!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I use this[^], on my phones and tablets, which is absolutely brilliant, in that it shows every connection to your device from everywhere in the world, with details of who/what is connected (and if you use a firewall, it makes it very clear what you're blocking).
Does anyone know of a similar app for windows (desktop; I wouldn't trust a "universal" one)?
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