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I'll give that one a listen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not my cup of tea but it was listenable (if that's a word) much prefer this:-
Primus - Southbound Pachyderm - YouTube[^]
It has elephants AND rhinos AND hippos - and also features (Mark Wallace) real instruments and a great video 
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in fact i never heard of them, but indeed:
cool music and great video...
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Do you know how hard is the open the clenched fist of a 22 years old - mentally ill - child, who got into an extreme mood about some cookies?
That fist was holding the hair of my daughter... Two was sitting on him and we had to have to open each finger one-by-one... We were six... And we all strong - around 100 Kg - grown men... He just was beyond any pain...
She went to sleep crying...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not on the same level... my daughter is autistic; when she has a meltdown episode, its hard to get her out of it... you just have to wait for the electrical storm in her brain to subside.
Then, the storm shorted short term memory and she doesn't remember it.
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We are living in a settlement specially built around a school for mentally ill - some autistic too - with the purpose to integrate them with 'normal' people, by teaching them things and giving them opportunity to work and self managed life...
My kids are talking to those people without second thought, living wit them, celebrating with them... Just like any community...
It was the ever first time we experienced such an attack (we had other cases of burst, but no violent outcome)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's incredibly brave and altruistic of you. Many kudos!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Adrenaline has just that effect. When you are scared or feel threatened, the body produces Adrenaline which makes you feel less pain and temporarily allows you to use your full strength to fight or flee. Normally that lasts only a short time, but in this case the 'safeties' might be off and the result much stronger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Cant you electrocute his arm? 
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If you want to shock his kid too and risk the aggressors spasm ripping out her hair maybe... 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You took me seiously? What are you, sick or something? 
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... does being sick of what I'm working on count?  Fortunately, my current project is almost over...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I know! Stoopink question. But, yes, I've looked.
Basically, I have a tip/trick I want to share which isn't enough for an article. So how do I do that?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Articles Menu -> Post your Article or Tip -> Change the dropdown to Tip/Trick.
Not that hard, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Nope. Funny I had just found it there. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's useful information.
You should post it in the ti..
I know: Shut up, Mark!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Shut up, Mark!
Please don't. I've caught myself swifting through threads, and getting excited by just reading your name because I knew that there's something funny to come.
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Funny?!?
Me?!?
WTF?!?
I am never less than perfectly serious and sober, you insulting ratbag!
The very idea!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I am never less than perfectly serious and sober, you insulting ratbag!
Yeah, sure 
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Submit a new Article[^]
Pick 'Tip/Trick' at 'Post your:' and hit 'Start writing'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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THE BIRTHDAY PARADOX
We probably all heard about it... And I'm not asking you to look the math up in Google, but I would like to have a good verbal explanation of it... Mostly about the paradox thing...
I'm specially interested in 23 - does it a special number in any way? Does it mean, that after passing the age 23, half of the people will celebrate their birthday on the same day I do?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 8-Mar-17 15:35pm.
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Because if the answer was 42 (the right answer), a year would be about 1270-some days, and that's WAAAY too long.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Exactly my problem... As the ultimate answer is 42, how that the maths say 23?! Something have to be wrong, but I can't find it... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There's nothing special about 23, and it's certainly not a paradox; it's just the number where it is statistically 50-50 likely/unlikely.
40 is the point where it becomes statistically unlikely that there won't be* two people with the same birthday.
Probability calculation is easy; you'll pick it up in minutes. Try working the numbers yourself.
* It's better to work it out that way around, e.g. you could say that an intersection is an absolute certainty if there are 366 people, but that's not very useful -- you have to look into how unlikely it is that there would be only one intersection.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The R channel of my circa 1981 Sony Walkman headphones[^] just died. 
I'm devastated.
/ravi
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