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Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide.
Not in India though, apparently there is more risk of being hit by a train whilst taking a selfie, I'm not sure how a train gets into a 50 foot ravine though.
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55378008 wrote: Falling whilst taking a selfie is one of the biggest causes of selfie related deaths worldwide.
The second biggest is taking a selfie with me in the frame.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, but isn't a large knife also in the frame? 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You've given me an idea for an app.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"Ultimate Selfie"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Its best we don't discuss it on a public forum, somebody will steal the idea.
I just had an idea for an App too, but I would need to go to the Trumpbox to share it.
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Maybe the other one pushed him down.
Maybe I need to stop reading Sherlock Holmes adventures.
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CPallini wrote: Maybe I need to stop reading Sherlock Holmes adventures.
Never, else you'd end up liking the two TV farts "Sherlock" and "Elementary".
It would have been painful for the other one to trace back the path on the same set of footprints.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Nae danger. 
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CPallini wrote: Nae danger.
Ah, so you're more the James Bond type.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pictures or it didn't happen 
Tom
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Taken by a ghost photographer? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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NEW SOCIAL MEDIA IDEA!
www.SnuffSelfies.com
One caveat . . . membership fees must be paid in advance.
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I'm looking for a cracking phrase for everything to do with the application except the application itself. So beyond the software development there is all the environment stuff, databases, connectivity, etc, etc, etc.
I need a short phrase to cover that. Any ideas?
veni bibi saltavi
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That's the bunny! My brain was farting and it wouldn't tell me. Thanks.
veni bibi saltavi
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You're welcome. I'll raise a virtual Gin to celebrate
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: My brain was farting
I thought I smelled something. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Red tape. 
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Software duct tape?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not my job
The dark side of IT
Dungeon of networking team
Things that often delay go-live
Or...
environment stuff = GW
databases = NSA
connectivity = FB
leads to GWNSAFB.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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