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It was 1 year and 3 months ago.......October 2015
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Didn't notice that! Time flies when you're retelling jokes...
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Pom Pey3 wrote: You just Leslied yourself.
And that's the funniest joke of all! 
Marc
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28 January is the start of the Chinese New Year: the year of the Red Fire Chicken
(not year of the Rooster as most people claim, by the almanac it really is a chicken year).
And if that's not confusing enough the Chicken doesn't actually become the zodiac until about Feb 4 (delayed crossing the road?).
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Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: Red Fire Chicken
That solves the question what will be on the menu today.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That is sort-of reassuring. I was getting really concerned. The last time the year of the pig came around, there was a Swine flu[^] outbreak, and in the year of the horse the racing industry was crippled by an outbreak of Equine influenza[^]. This year being the year of the c**k...well you figure it out.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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The next Windows 10 update, that fixes a long list of issues with Win 10, is not yet available through automatic updates. However, you can download it and install it manually, but if you do that it is at your own peril. I have installed it, but not yet tested it thoroughly. If you are interested see the link below for a discussion and a download link:
Windows 10 KB3216755: Important fixes, Update Catalog exclusive - gHacks Tech News[^]
[Edit:] I recommend that you take a systems drive image of your current setup, before installing this update, just in case you need to revert to your existing setup.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Basically updating Windows became as error-prone as it was updating a Linux distribution back in the old days. I got what the 10 is for: it means "10 years backwards"!
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Cornelius Henning wrote: The next Windows 10 update, that fixes a long list of issues with Win 10
So, they're gonna roll everyone back to the last working version of Windows (Win7)?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hi,
My favorite Win10 guru site is Sergey Tkachenko's WinAero.com; here's his take on that update: [^].
Sergey has some neat small/free tools he wrote, such as WinAero Tweaker [^] that I've found very useful in dealing with Win10's endless settings.
I'm not going to jump ahead and update: had enough problems with the not-fast-ring-not-insider updates.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Thanks for the response, Bill. This latest update is a hefty one. The space Windows takes up on my system drive increased by about 2GB! And I don't have any restore points that could have increased the disk space.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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IllSnoreNaked.com
Go ahead. Click it.
The gun post in there may provoke political responses. Try to restrain yourselves.
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The graphic is wrong. You don't have to obtain a licence to buy a car. You need one to drive a car on CITY streets, but not private streets, and certainly not to BUY a car.
The same goes for "Recording the sale". You are not required to record the sale. You ARE required to record the sale IF you want to register the car to drive on city streets. If I buy a car from a junkyard to use for parts, I only need to transfer the title, not record the sale.
But hey, if you're going to advance a politically charged agenda, why let facts get in the way.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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There's a ton of cool stuff there and you had to do the one thing I asked you not to.
Great going.
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This month never ends. Just how many months are there in this month?
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No gay women to idle the time away with?
Or should that be "diddle"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah new challenge is the barmaid(s). But that's not till 6. The hardest part of the challenge being you progressively get drunk as the night wears on, and it's actually their job to be nice to you so it's hard to tell if you're winning
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I once dated a very sweet barmaid at my local. It was all very nice except it really p'ed me off that every other bugger in the bar tried it on with her.
veni bibi saltavi
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yeah one of the ones I have my eye on has a boyfriend that drinks in the pub, dont know how he puts up with it.
My previous run at an old pub was 3 barmaids, I'm going to try to beat that.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: dont know how he puts up with it.
Shouldn't he be flattered that so many other men admire the woman he is nailing? 
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February will break like a new dawn, when the New Year's hangover finally passes! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Well, for those of us (like me!) that gets paid hourly, there's 12 working days in this pay period. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Marc
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Can the huge pile of junk in my garage be called stack corruption?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought stack corruption was a term for people posting demonic messages on SO.
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Due to the poor replies that may possibly be received by this post, this thread is now marked as protected. - M0derat0r666
Slogans aren't solutions.
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