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Family Guy[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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War of the Roses or an Austin Powers movie.
(I actually believe it was said in an Austin Powers movie but thought it would be funny to add)
Kane that citizen!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Central intelligence strikes again:
China may be using sea to hide its submarines![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's fiendishly clever!
I'll have to get on to the MoD, and tell them to put our submarines in the water, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can't do that old chap - costs far too much to dry 'em orff when we take 'em back out, don'tcha know?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gadzooks!
So the fiendish orientals have a strategic advantage over us because of their masses of cheap labour and cheap tea-towels!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just put it on a "u-boot dryer" and everything will be fine chap.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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feels a bit like this -> A picture below the belt[^]
SSFW (Semi safe for work if 9gag is bad)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ha! We got them! It's going down!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"There's no chance of slipping anything by the author of that article." - Captain Obvious
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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...should one expect a movie theater to be on a Wednesday afternoon - a week before the holidays? For a big movie like Rogue One, that's been out for less than a week?
We just had our office Christmas lunch today, so even though I'm off this week, I made the special trip, and on the way back went to see the movie in the middle of the afternoon.
There was only myself and a younger couple.
As for the movie...here's my two-line review:
First half: Snoozefest. Seriously. I've never contemplated, for real, walking out of a movie until now.
Second half: Made up for it. But in hindsight, barely.
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Amazing how the morons in hollywood have even managed to ruin everything with "Star" in the title, isn't it?
Sci-fi doesn't even have to reach the level of being "good", to keep aficionados happy, but that's obviously far too heady a height for those idiots to reach.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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perhaps it is extraordinary and very proud
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I agree. I thought the end part was amazing (the Darth Vader part). The battle was well done. The earlier stuff, well, I can't really remember 
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I kept thinking, "when is this ever going to end, has it been five hours already?"
Only slightly better than the other prequels, and I wanted K2 to say, "meesa bein' scared".
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/* Copyright (c) xxxxxx 1994. */
/* This program is freely distributable without licensing fees
and is provided without guarantee or warrantee expressed or
implied. This program is -not- in the public domain. */
/* Don't take this program too seriously. It is just a hack. */
OK, why did the author do all this nonsense?
Assuming the last sentence suppose to be funny -
why would any public want to have this in his / her /its domain anyway ?
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Probably just a joke. You can check copyrights at Search Records | U.S. Copyright Office[^]. The text indicates to me at least that the author is just having fun (I've been guilty of something similar in the past).
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Jon McKee wrote: You can check copyrights at Search Records | U.S. Copyright Office[^]
There's another idiot tax.
You own the copyright on something the moment you write it; you don't have to pay a government for it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It could either be a joke, or the author actually means it. Either ways, I don't see any nonsense in it. It's their work, and they decide how they license it.
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Does anyone have advice or specific instructions for how to leave the group. Currently my profile is set up as a group and I did that for a long forgotten reason. Anyone know if I can revert back to just being a contributor?
I'm specifically referring to my icon/image/gif at the end of this post that when you hover over says group and has two heads. How do I revert that back to just one because I'm not a group.
Thanks In Advance!!!
The Eternal Frog
... Remember that courage and strength are not without prudence and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste, look well to each step, and from the beginning think what may be the end. - Edward Whymper
I suffer from very severe ADHD (treated medically) and C-PTSD (treated therapeutically) If you want to talk let me know.
modified 21-Dec-16 19:25pm.
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In the upper right corner you can see your name as a dropdown menu.
The first item in the menu is "My Settings". Click it.
On this page you'll see several tabs, make sure "Account" is active.
On the eightth row you'll see the item "Account type", I'd assume changing this dropdown to "Standard Member Account" is what you're looking for.
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Thank you. I did the inverse since I found the settings were already as you described. I actually set myself to be a group [then saved] and then I set myself back to a single account [then saved] and the problem appears to be fixed. I'm not sure whether it was Chris or I that fixed it since he's the little troll working around the clock to keep everything working.
There have been joys too great to be described in words, and there have been griefs upon which I have not dared to dwell, and with these in mind I say, climb if you will, but remember that courage and strength are naught without prudence, and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste, look well to each step, and from the beginning think what may be the end. - Edward Whymper
Climb On!
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code-frog wrote: How do I revert that back to just one because I'm not a group.
Yes you are, your schizophrenia is just playing up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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