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Definitely not a good idea. Firework safety is no joke. The video in the article doesn't start until after the main explosion already happened, but here's one that happened in China a few years back. I definitely wouldn't want to be anywhere nearby when something like that happens.
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While I was in Italy, in the early eighties, at least one fireworks factory exploded each year.
Horrendous events.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Workplace safety in Italy still sucks a lot.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Not only in Italy
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It just took me several minutes to remember that "fireworks" in Italian is "fuochi d'artificio"
Where's translate.google.com, when I need it?
Oh.
It's at translate.google.com
Always the last place you look
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thank god you left then. Had you stayed there’d be no Italians left by now.
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First day of the year is usually a war bulletin of the dead and injured from the fireworks, especially in Naples. And workplace security is never taken seriously, even after dramatic incidents.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened to the very same market. You'd think they would learn at least one lesson from the previous occurrences.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It's human nature: people who want to make their share of the fireworks money will crowd in until there's no room to move -- if they don't, they miss out, and the other guys get a that much bigger share.
Changing that requires governmental interference.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Those who needed to learn are no longer of this earth. They're replaced by others who should be learning but are incapable and demonstrate that they unable to learn. I think the ones who do learn, stop going there.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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One of the signs of "Independence of Texas" are fireworks stands each yearend strung all over. There are no zoning laws - hence these stands can be set anywhere "in the hood".
There are many PERMANENT buildings selling this stuff all year long.
In our neighborhood there are THREE of them - practically on corners of busy shopping areas.
I wonder if anybody was ever nominated for Darwin award while celebrating with fireworks.
Have a great "holy days" and stay safe .
Cheers
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Got an e-Christmas card in my inbox. Here is the first line, exactly as it appeared (no editing or redactions):
On behalf of all of us here at the [agencyname], we wanted to take a moment to say "Thank You and Happy Holidays!"
At least, it made me laugh.
Brent
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Well, I'm sure [agencyname] is a very reputable agency, they certainly have an eye for detail. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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dbrenth wrote: Brent
Oi! How come I'm your signature? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That's what he'd like to ask you! 
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I asked first! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Because he drives a ford and wears nylons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is getting creepy now.. I do drive a Ford (don't wear nylons though).. 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: don't wear nylons though
Denial is a terrible thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What are you talking about? That river is perfectly fine.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yuck.
Political correct marketing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Today, my friend, the inmates are running the asylum.
Hang on tight. Things could get bumpy.
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Project managers have been able to escape captivity?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Unless someone knows the problem, in that case it becomes a question.
So I'm trying a little CONNECT BY PRIOR, works like a charm.
Now I need to access the root, so I found CONNECT_BY_ROOT, which also works pretty well.
Except, when I put CONNECT_BY_ROOT in a JOIN or WHERE clause, something that's apparently not allowed, I get a generic ORA-600 error and Oracle closes my connection.
According to orafaq:
ORA-600 is an internal error generated by the generic kernel code of the Oracle RDBMS software. It is different from other Oracle errors in many ways. The following is a list of these differences:
1. An ORA-600 error may or may not be displayed on the screen. Therefore, screen output should not be relied on for capturing information on this error. Information on ORA-600 errors are found in the database alert and trace files. We recommend that you check these files frequently for database errors. (See the Alert and Trace Files section for more information.)
2. Each ORA-600 error comes with a list of arguments They usually enclosed in square brackets and follow the error on the same line for example:
3. Also some time, if we have used many cte's in a SP then it throws same error because of memory used by these ctc's exceed.
HOW THE HELL DOES AN INVALID (PL/)SQL STATEMENT THROW AN ERROR IN THE KERNEL INSTEAD OF SHOWING A PROPER ERROR MESSAGE!?     
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Sander Rossel wrote: HOW THE HELL DOES AN INVALID (PL/)SQL STATEMENT THROW AN ERROR IN THE KERNEL INSTEAD OF SHOWING A PROPER ERROR MESSAGE!?
Simple: bad programming.
Was Oracle written by asking questions in QA? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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