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A new CD from Saturnus (the Danish metal band).
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I insist. 
Peter Leow
http://www.peterleowblog.com/
https://www.amazon.com/author/peterleow
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Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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thee shall get no gift of teeth
those you had were shakin', sheesh!
shirley them teeth weren't pretty
they're both now gone, what a pity
had you been one bit wiser
you'd have at least one incisor
oh, why did you mess with yer wife
yer smile will now suck for life
she's taken 'em both with one punch
with your gums you're gonna munch
those two were the last left there
now your gums are all but bare
modified 20-Dec-16 0:48am.
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Oh wise Griff, get some hold
All of us will get old
This teeth problem that you have
is not one but two fold
you can't eat some good stuff
though that's fine you ate 'nuff
just swallow food and worry about
no teeth chattering when it's cold
there's still a way to fine dine
just get them dentures
and it will be fine
plus you also get to smile like a boss
for such a small thing why bother Santa Claus?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”
Part of the poem "The Raven". The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe | Poetry Foundation[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Borrow from beaver
His two front teeth gnaw the saw
Merry Christmas, Sis!
-- a haiku
Marc
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Certainly clarifies why you don't have a proper avatar/image/eyeCon.
Have a gap up front, though . . . isn't that the norm in UK ? At least according the BBC presentations, you'll blend right in. Perhaps two teeth missing is a bit wider gap, but all in all, it will go all but unnoticed.
But back to the subject at hand. Perhaps if you were a bit less fussy? I mean demanding a particular pair of front teeth. If you had written "two front teeth" instead of "my two front teeth", your situation would be better by this time next week. For you see lad, that's how your originals were disposed of.
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and environmental improvement...
no world hunger...
oh and I want to be a wizard. The real thing with a staff or wand 
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You're gonna end up with a NullReferenceException, sadly.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Please Santa, give me requirements that don't always change. And please give me a customer that doesn't say "Fix" when they change their requirements.
I promise I will be good this year!
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