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He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Slow day?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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This one was already old when Leslie told it.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He told it to me.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)...
No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol
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Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
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I was wondering where that subset of 4 billion was coming from.
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But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Including the 7 deadly sins? Who needs big data when every request returns "0 rows returned." 
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Lopatir wrote: Santa's on big data
If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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/ravi
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Over Christmas, will you be going Gnome for the holidays?
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What have Gnomes got to do with Christmas? 
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You just don't 'ave no Gnome to go to!
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Just after hitting a Gnome run.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry my missus, no snow here (ever), but this time of year expect some rain dear,
who cares though, it's a holiday, should be an elfing good time.
Sin tack ear lol
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Yeah, cause I have to check the backups each day and two of the 8 servers are that linux thing.
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I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande Christmas!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Those wounds run ... pretty deep.
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Gnome, Heck no. I've been using KDE for years ...
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Let's just sleigh we're fairy certain you could come up with something elf for today.
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You've gotta be careful. It's a jingle out there.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yeah! All the way too!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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