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So, we have a Secret Santa thing going on at work through Elfster[^].
This is my wish list: [^]
For some reason the file has gone missing: here is the list:
REI gift card
Time machine - prefer TARDIS
Phased plasma cannon in the 40 watt range
Working Starship with warp drive
I can't imagine I'll get my first pick...
What did you ask for?
modified 9-Dec-16 13:51pm.
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I can't imagine you'll get any of those unless Santa is real... please, please let him be real!
If so, can I get a ride in your Tardis?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: If so, can I get a ride in your Tardis?
I told you next Tuesday that I'd pick you up last Thursday and you weren't there!
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Few (if any) of the items on my wish list fall in under the KSS category.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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This www.codeproject.com page can’t be found
No webpage was found for the web address: https://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Uploads/46383/Untitled.png
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Odd. Seems to be a bit flaky! Wait, it's gone! How bizarre!
Here is what I asked for:
REI gift card
Time machine - prefer TARDIS
Phased plasma cannon in the 40 watt range
Working Starship with warp drive
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That's a pretty weedy plasma cannon - you sure it wasn't 40 Gigawatt you wanted?
40 watt is the JML / Lidl / Walmart Black Friday of plasma cannons.
And isn't the Tardis usually full of hidden daleks?
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's a pretty weedy plasma cannon
If it was good enough for the Terminator...
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Never go clubbing in a new car: the warrantee is void if the seal is broken.
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That would not get my squeal of approval.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PETA called. They won't this TOTD retracted. It doesn't meet their seal of approval.
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Squeal of approval, if anything.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Folks harp about that all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you keep both eyes open; looks like a goat. Pink goat.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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If one is served Ziti when they ordered Rotini, can those noodles be considered an im-pasta ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Impasta[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Actually, if it doesn't move around the box under its own power I'm pretty tolerant.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So you are not a fundamentalist Pastafari?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Orzo one might think. The though did arise, but it pastina few minutes.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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When it comes to programming languages, Python is one of the most structured, standardized languages nowadays. I see Java, C#, C++, C and everything like it, but I don't see Python. Why don't we have a Python section on this site? I would love to post articles about it, particularly an article I've been working on about why Python is a superior language.
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I don't!
I just don't like people who call them "Monty".
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