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There's something wrong Jörgen, it doesn't work! I pushed the button and it SAID that everything was ok, but it isn't! So because you're a programmer, you had better fix it ASAP! 
Oh, and can you fix my computer while you're at it? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have you tried restarting it?
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Turn reality off and back on again?
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I've tried, but I keep running out of vodka! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Vodka? There's your problem. It's shrooms you need for reality modifications.
Allegedly.
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Is the power plugged in? 
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I'v got a complete design document for a game I wish to someday create. But the sheer amount of work needed. Sigh...
Even if you use an engine like Unity which is easy to learn and work in and removes a lot of the reinvention of the wheel th e sheer size and complexity is staggering. And not just programming, if you really want to make something great you need art assets. Huge amount of work there.
But sure there are people who can do great things but you should try to steer most people to start smaller. A lot smaller. Start with GTA 2 before you move up in the world.
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I think you oversaw that OG is not the one wanting to do GTA6... that kind of answer should go to the QA Item where it was originally asked.
This thread is actually just for fun 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm in the same boat... I've been hanging on to several ideas for various years, but I've always been discouraged by the sheer amount of work. As a single developer, it would likely take me the majority of my life (and possibly some of my afterlife) to complete some of my more ambitious ideas. Not to mention a lack of artistic ability.
Sure, the obvious answer is to find people to team up with, but that requires being social... and compromising with people who want a say on how my ideas are built. 
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More rep points then YOU!
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GTAV had a production budget of what, $140M or so?
Yeah, he should be able to pull that off.
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That wouldn't be the first project like that. I've seen several video games that tried more than they could realistically achieve.
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And he's under contract to do it for $200 in less than one month...
Needz codez.
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Ah. Rent-A-Coder... 
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As students, we would often bait our tutors with questions like this. They would always throw them back at us to solve.
In this case, we would have been told to outline the steps required to achieve this goal. I.e. Storyboard, create simple text version to test the logic and then consider what would be required to move forward. In other words, follow the design process from beginning to end.
At the time we would groan and usually forget the whole thing but, occasionally this approach did trigger a positive response. Some of our better projects were kicked off this way so maybe it isn't always a good idea to 'dis' this sort of question.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I know it's over when the fat lady sings.
I don't know wether Danish beer is that good or only makes you wish the fat lady would start to sing.
But I do know that danish beer cans have some great pictures of the 'fat' ladies.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Give a whole new meaning to the idea of "wrapping your hands around a cool one".
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Just die with a weapon in your hand and they will bring you to Valhalla. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Drinking, eating, fighting, and pinching the girls. What a boring way to spend Eternity. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I would worry more where they bring us when we die with a keyboard in our hands.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They take us to Coder's Heaven where we just imagine what the program needs to do and the code writes itself at without bugs or logic errors.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I don't know. The eating, drinking, fighting and pinching the girls version sounded better. I could even spend quite some time with the pinching alone.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, yes it does. Moral of the story, if you're going to die, don't grab your keyboard, grab a sword, or a dagger, or Odin's Gungnir, thrust it in the air, and let out a mighty warcry with your final breath.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Sounds like a normal Friday night in Luton.
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