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My old funny uncle is having a sound sleep meters away. He was snorting so loud I couldn't focus on anything. I screamed "You old man can't play that bass a little less louder?". And now he's snorting less loudly. I don't know how people respond in sleep automatically and keep going. lol His snort sounds so controlled and careful now. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Was I the only person who initially thought "Who's driving? The one sleeping or the one posting on the internet?" 
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I meant to say, even one is sleeping, there's something very much in control listening to things. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I want to die in my sleep, like Uncle Joe. Not screaming in panic, like his passengers.
An oldie but a goodie.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Herself wakes herself up by snoring too loudly.
She never wakes me with her snoring - I never get to sleep when she starts anyway. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Old men be like OG!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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In my case it's a Russian Doberman sawing logs 10 feet from my bed. It can get ridiculous at times. Asking him to stop has no effect SQUIRREL!!!!!!
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I do that too when my GF "politely" asks me to stop snoring! Basically we wake up for the minimum amount of time necessary to understand that we're not breathing properly and then fall asleep again.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Really, screaming (your word, not mine) at people who are sleeping peacefully?
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A scream is nothing! It would take a dino-roar to intercept his snoring noise.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Do you remember the hype about "fuzzy logic" back in the 80's? Lately my own logic is becoming fuzzier every day.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The guy who wrote the code I'm looking at obviously invented fuzzy typed variables.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1. No programming questions in the Lounge.
2. Where's the programming question in your post? "Remember x?" hardly qualifies as a "programming question".
3. So, to answer your subject, no.
4. You have proven your point though.
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Spoken like a true servant of Mordor. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Say that one more time and I'm giving you the evil eye 
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I would not do that. The recruitment poster[^] does.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Found a better one: Uncle Saruman[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The posting rules are clear,
- but -
the positing rules: not so much.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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The guy who wrote the software I'm currently trying to fix had a neat fuzzy logic system going.
As far as I can decipher from his "code", it went something like this:
NULL - Was I really meant to initialise it?
TRUE - Well, it seemed as good a value as any other so I just went with it.
FALSE - See true.
TRUE OR FALSE - I really haven't a clue what's going on and maybe calling it IsNotInCollection added to the confusion so I'll test for both true and false because one of them's bound to be right. I think.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON - Something always has to be different on a Tuesday afternoon, doesn't it?
POSSIBLY - Might be, might not be, better not test just in case.
WOMBLES - I wasn't really thinking about the requirements when I wrote this bit.
CATFISH - Catfish? Catfish are cool, m'kay. They've got those weird probe-like things that look a bit like whiskers. That's why they call them catfish, you know. They can get really, really big and stuff. What's this software meant to be doing again?
WIBBLE - I'm going to show off now and try to do some LINQ. I'm good at LINQ and I'll be even better when I've learned it.
OOPSIE - Damn! I almost got it right, I was just binding to a completely unrelated value. It happens.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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"oopsie" sounds cute...
so it will work well in discussions I think
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Tachyonx wrote: so it will work well in discussions I think
It doesn't seem to work in any situation that I'm yet to discover!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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This makes really a nice metrics for code reviews ... ,
Cheers
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to make things more fuzzy, perhaps this effect can be called "hazy logic" which would thus mean "fuzzy gone bad" ? ...
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megaadam wrote: Do you remember the hype about "fuzzy logic" back in the 80's?
Is that what Javascript was invented for?
Marc
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I maintain some code that is so old, the 'fuzz' is from mold.
Software Zen: delete this;
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