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A lot of sheep water under the bridge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had a similar experience - 18th birthday in a pub I'd been going to since I was around 15. Funnily it was the one place where at the time they said you couldn't drink under age 
The night got progressively worse and we ended up in a Biker pub; safe but a lot of vodka was hampering all cognitive functions. At kicking out time, we staggered off in directions of various homes. I was woken, around 4am, by two pc's because I wasn't allowed to sleep on the pavement in case I fell off. I staggered into the house just as my dad was getting up. He laughed, gave me a beer and suggested I might want to have a sleep for the rest of day.
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: 17 years
How many is that in hamster years?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oooo! Don't ask questions like that!
They can start breeding at around 3 weeks (and have a litter every month after that), but they don't often live more than three years... The CP servers must burn through them at a phenomenal rate1!
1: Because if it didn't, Canada would be knee deep in them by now, instead of knee deep in Tim Hortens clones...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly Bob has TWO more years, unless he skips over the province border. In Ontario they have to stay sober until they're 19!
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Here's to another 17 years
Ah, but remember those are Internet years. By that measure, CP is 4.79x103,974 years old...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Type : "Define: Ergonomics" in google.
It says:
The study of people's efficiency in their working environment.
1950s: from Greek ergon ‘work’, on the pattern of economics .
I was almost considering this word as something totally physical. Grasping it from the names like,
"Ergonomic Keyboard" , "Ergonomic Mouse" etc. I thought it's totally about the design.
The real meaning of it sounds something else. It's just about people's efficiency!
Great usage :
Once I got a perfect Ergonomic mouse I started playing more games at work. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That definition is very poorly expressed; it makes it sound like time-and-motion study. I'd skip that dictionary, in future.
Ergonomics is intrinsically about design, in that the tools you use (including desks, chairs, etc.) are adapted to be used with as little as possible wasted effort (i.e. inefficiency). That can only happen by design.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a melding of two words.
Ergo - greek-ish, and means Therefore
Economics - the money handling money making stuff.
So, Ergonomics is simply a short way of saying 'laissez faire economics'
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You didn't break it down far enough. Ergonomics is actually the study of the plight of the married man.
Ergo - Late Middle-English/Latin : Therefore
Nom - Colloquial Low-English/American : To eat
Ics - Colloquial Neologism/Kyleism : Bad/Gross food (ICK!)
I am ergonomic; I'm married, therefore I eat gross food. 
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His parents should have followed Griff's advice, and taught him to say "Braaains!"
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Hi All,
Big Winge time (it would Rant but it's not Thursday!) today is Cr*p, first I get my marching orders(?) after fixing things left right and centre (or center pedants) find an issue thats stopped the R&D dead in its tracks. Secondly it's too overcast to see the super moon. Thirdly I mangaged to block the toilet at my parents, it overflowed on the floor before I could get to the ballcock! I have since mangaged to clear it with a wire coat hanger wearing gloves...which leaked!
Please tell me I will wake up bathed in sweat in a few moments...Oh yeah thats odd ballcock ball c**k gets starred out ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) being an over anxious editor or Firefox?
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It's a git, my friend.
Sometimes they just decide your face doesn't fit for no good reason - but at least you got a month or so worth of wages, which is massively better that the dole.
You'll find another, and it'll probably be better. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Now wash your hands...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If they can't give you a good reason why you have to go, it's probably better that way. Forget them.
*sniff* What's this smell? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm willing to bet that someone's idiot nephew needs a job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All the bad karma is leading up to a super good opportunity.
Good luck!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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and the world will start getting back in its place.
You did it good, you did your best... screw them. Their loss. You will get another job to love, but they won't get any other worker better than you.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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glennPattonWorking wrote: first I get my marching orders(?) after fixing things left right and centre
I can't help but think those two are related and all they were after was someone to fix one particular issue; and now that they have it fixed, they can get rid of you.
This space for rent
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Ya know I was thinking the same thing, the odd thing was the only person who made the decision was the boss, my immediate supervisor was "oh Damn, why?" I think it had something to do with the fact I have several training courses and an MIET membership which might have been used to get a grant, grant approved the need for me is gone... 
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Is that grant revocable? Possibly worth getting in touch with the approving authority to let them know the conditions the grant was secured under no longer applies.
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That is evil!..I dont really know who the grant is from...hmmm??
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If they are continuing the process on the basis of incorrect information, it is your duty to rectify the situation. It's the "ethical" thing to do 
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Well I will have a look at that! :evil: :devil:  aww shucks! We need an evil smiley....
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: We need an evil smiley....
What's wrong with this one?
😈
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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