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In a long and fairly mundane career, I have two minor claims to fame. One, I've never had to write an Engineering Change Order (ECO) at my employer of 26 years. Two, I've never had to learn or use COBOL. My impression has always been that the language was painfully verbose.
Software Zen: delete this;
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From John Cleese[^]
Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I remember showing an American who was over on a training course proper beer, Budweiser compared to Bud caused a "Oh, so it's made by the family who emigrated, that makes so much sense" another went along the spirits shelf of a local trying all the Whiskeys they had...didn't make next morning...
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Quote: Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed. That's something we should try all over the world...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Maybe they did and nobody noticed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I though you guys would be big fans of them.
The House and Senate like pork.
You like bacon.
Kith and Kin if ever there were any.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So - as best as I can discern (and that's impeccably accurate at all times), you guys haven't even started leaving the EU and already are try to create a new version.
I'll tell ya' whut: You can rent Mississippi for a while - test drive it for a while - and then decide how wise you commentator realize is.
And we'll keep our 'merican spelling of words, which favor logic and common sense, and you can continue with your adoptions of French spellings and pronunciations.
Note to self: suggest that before they 'build a wall' they should widen the Atlantic.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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मैं यह नहीं मिलता है
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Of course you don't!
It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮
例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English.
(Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would say even more... it is very bad considered to show anger or that you are pissed off in asiatic lands. So they tell you all with a smile in the face but shooting you or stabbing you in their look.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I read that yesterday, and although I'm a longtime fan of Cleese and Python, I thought it was unfunny, childish, off point and certainly not helpful to the discussion. Just a series of old Yank jokes rehashed in the context of a serious international event. Not impressed.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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George III[^] would be extravagantly pleased.
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...
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That would be correct
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you think everyone in the US is smart Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.
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I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole. You never heard him speak outside of a script?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist.
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