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I'm dressing up as Crystal Reports this year, I have yet to find a scarier costume 
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And your friend will be VB6 calling for the Crystal Report? Spooky.
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Oh? How about the Internet of Things? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Unless those "things" are Crystal Reports 
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Scarier? Can do ... this[^]
Sin tack ear lol
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Sander Rossel wrote: I have yet to find a scarier costume
Win 8, The ghost of Win 9, Win 10? The undead Windows Phone?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The scariest part about Crystal Reports is that it's not a ghost nor undead, it's very much alive!
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Windows ME
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Mickeysoft was sometimes scary in the past, but at some point in the last ten years they finally went over the edge for good.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: but at some point in the last ten years
until windows 10
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You know nothing of CR until you try some RTL language...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Unfortunately true.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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How about a Crystal Reports Clown with VB6 ballons? (Not sure what it would look like, and I likely DON'T want to know!)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Oh, I think it's plenty scary.
If you'd like to up the scares though, how about Lotus Notes? 
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Go as a team Bloatus and CR, now that is going to curl the toes of any self respecting developer over the age of 30.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I had to work with blotus goatse once. I ran away screaming and so fast I bet you Usian would have been second if it were a race. Then I ended up half the way across the world in a continent that calls itself an island.
Now here's box jelly fish, cone snails, blue ringed octopus, mammals that mainly move around by jumping!?!, spiders the size of a tennis ball, man eating crocodiles, sharks, 9000 types of venomous snakes and a craptillion poisonous insects and sh*t. But none of them as chilling as blotus goatse. Not one.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Now here's box jelly fish, cone snails, blue ringed octopus, mammals that mainly move around by jumping!?!, spiders the size of a tennis ball, man eating crocodiles, sharks, 9000 types of venomous snakes and a craptillion poisonous insects and sh*t. But none of them as chilling as blotus goatse. Not one.
While I agree with you on Bloatus I grew up in Oz and I have trouble understanding new arrivals attitude towards our fauna.
box jelly fish - only in queensland and they have nets during the season
blue ringed octopus - I once saw one after spending 2 days hunting for them in rock pools
jumping mammals - bloody tasty beasties done in a red wine sauce
spiders - the other use for a thong (flip flop)
crocodiles - yet another use for a thong Google[^] - and poached in a white wine sauce is delicious
sharks - yah you got me there, nasty bastards.
snakes - used to catch then for pocked money when I was a nipper
insects - see spiders.
We don't have bears, tigers and other monstrous beasties that will eat you!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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We moved the clock back last night, so I had an extra hour to sleep but I feel slow this morning...
That's maybe because of the perfect weather that calls you left yourself under a tree and do nothing? I should check it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In my case, it's because the cat can't tell time...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The cat's timing is perfect and that's why they don't need any clocks, nor politicians that turn them back and forth as they please.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's your body objecting to the delay of coffee infusion.
Sin tack ear lol
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Tell no-one but I do not drink coffee - at all...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I do not drink coffee
Well, there's your problem right there!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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