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If you have to ask ... you have no idea just how stupid they can be.
Have a look here: Darwin Awards. Chlorinating The Gene Pool.[^] - it may give you an diea how bad the geen pool can be. 
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It was a rhetorical question.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We are talking about people who can't spell IQ - "Rhetorical" is going waaaay over their heads! 
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I am a Pakistani, and I find your subject offensive. Nah just kidding.
- You are not a Pakistani, so unless you try this yourself I don't think you should criticize this.
- I tried it myself, man, that is the best joy (or swing or pull) you are ever going to get!
The major factor of people using this is, that we don't have enough technology around. I remember, we also used the poles of a football goal to provide swings for people (Hint: It was not fixed, much like this[^].) Now, when you put 5 people on one end and 5 one other you can lift one side high enough to provide this service. Once I fell off of that, and the pole got up on my rear end while landing back with 7 people on it... Rest is history. So, indeed there is danger but, this is Pakistan! 
When people do this[^], they are fine, but when Pakhtoons (the people of Peshawar and around) do, they are stupid. Nah homie, I dare you to try it out.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Agreed, I mean...Facebook? Really?
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I know what you mean, but millions of people have got facebook accounts. At least one of them must be a little intelligent.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's only stupid if someone gets hurt! It actually looks pretty fun!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It is a blessing to have no interest in other people's stupidity, and, to have no interest in what other people consider other people's stupidity. However, to have no interest in one's own stupidity is as stupid as having excessive interest in one's own stupidity.
The intelligent person is too busy getting smarter to think too much about these things.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I got burned twice last week after being called away from my desk right before normal quitting time. Normally, at the end of the day I make sure to close any open projects and open files/windows. Both days, I had lots of stuff open including VS projects, a few spreadsheets, SSMS with unsaved queries I was working on, and quite a few Notepad 'scratch areas' that I would have like to review and maybe save. Both days, I came back to my desk after a couple of hours to be greeted with the windows login screen.  (forced restart)
I just found this link and thought I would share. Happy weekend!
How to permanently stop Windows 10 reboots after installing updates[^]
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Or alternatively this[^] upgrade.
Fixed start menu, full control over updates, no more baby blocks, control [MS] spyware, and much much more
Sin tack ear lol
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also, our IT team sometimes reboot our PC when they apply whatever change they see fit...
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What happens after you do that an the next reboot required update is pushed. Do you get reminded in some what that you need to reboot manually, or can you cruise on in blissful day0ed ignorance for months at a time until the next power failure forces your hand?
I've got a set of group policies set that I think will do the former; waiting to see what happens over the next few days with an update I'm intentionally not rebooting for immediately.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: What happens after you do that an the next reboot required update is pushed.
Good question. The article didn't say and I suppose I'll have to wait until the next round of 'important' updates arrive. I'd guess that a notification would let me know that a restart is required...but I'm just guessing! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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nod
Waiting to see what happens is mostly why I've been holding off on announcing what I've done as the one true solution.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I hope you will let us all know when you find out. I'll do the same when I can validate it. The op was more of a rant...with a possible fix to a desperate problem. You are wise to not announce a solution until proof exists that it actually works.  Lesson learned.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: quite a few Notepad 'scratch areas'
Try Notepad++[^] - unsaved documents are automatically restored when you restart.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I've used it before but had no idea it auto-saved. Done! Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Since it's almost upon us...
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
I know where my coat is and the way out
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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WHat do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
My coat is over there, by yours.
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I hope it wasn't on here I saw this one[^]
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Wow, didn't realize it was that cheap ...
... could've saved myself a few sore backs if I had known that earlier.
Sin tack ear lol
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Just gotta get the timing right for the special.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Shamboo!
Which makes you wonder about the ingredients that the living use. 
Marc
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Luckily it's shampoo, so clearly it isn't the real deal. 
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