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This is why the world thinks Americans are fat and stupid.
I do wonder though, if Europeans do this type of stuff as well, or is it just localized to North America?
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Maybe he's stupid. Maybe it's not. Or maybe he just doesn't live in fear as much as some.
Jeremy Falcon
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I has been my experience, and it is my opinion, that most stupid people are too stupid to fear much, especially flying chainsaws.
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Then there's something to be said for a life of no fear. Not saying it's smart, but he's happy.
Jeremy Falcon
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Laziness is what's driving invention.
And believe me, not all fat people are american.
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I'm not sure he was thinking this was going to be any less tiring than just holding the trimmer chainsaw still and moving.
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dandy72 wrote: I'm not sure he was thinking
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Of that much, I am sure he wasn't.
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Yeeeeeeeee haw!!!!
Jeremy Falcon
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This one is the real idiot. [^]
If only he can CTRL + Z.
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Darwin's Natural Selection: still helping to make the world smarter.
Sin tack ear lol
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Not for long!
I hope Darwin got there early enough.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Like Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."
I hope that guy's wife has his insurance paid up.
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Well it worked didn't it?
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Jeremy Falcon
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It's satire. Not the greatest satire in the world, but he can be funny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Darwin works in mysterious ways...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: What on Earth was this guy thinking?!? Something along the lines of "This hedge needs a trimming"?
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Person makes a shiny new widget...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'd like to add one: [^]
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Here's my entry, I call it :
Biography of A Software Developer (in one pic)[^]
I created that image after I had worked for hours on an iOS app thing and then when the user finally sees it they say, "Uh, yeah, it's obvious it should do that..."
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Ordering a burger...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Why is there lettuce on this burger
FTFY.
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dandy72 wrote: Why is there lettuce on this burger
...and where is the *&%!$^# bacon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Burgers don't have lettuce. That's a salad roll with mince-beef too.
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These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger,
Burger:
large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable),
2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean),
lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun),
whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak)
vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain
- yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on.
- (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
Sin tack ear lol
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