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So I needed a new pan because my the handle broke off my old one just the other day.
Come back from the store, unpack it, and it flies right out of the windows.
Turns out I bought a Peter Pan 
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I think you've lost that boy!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I Tink you're on to something.
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If he were a lead guitarist pioneering in the key of G, wouldn't that be none other than @OriginalGriff?
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You'll make me fret...don't string me along!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This thought strummed across my mind and I had to compose it to pen (er, pixels).
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This thread is music to my ears.
/ravi
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MacSpudster wrote: to pen (er, pixels)
And I thought posting images in a thread was impossible!
I'm maundering how you achieved this. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How strong do you have to be to hold a lead guitar? I guess that is why the use the straps!
Hogan
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Or rediscover an old one, in this case: Abseiling - Wikipedia[^]
Are we borrowing words again? Once you have read the basics, I will show you some more advanced uses, like the real (and somewhat racist) meaning of ' abseiling a brown person.
In connection with work it has a better meaning: To sneak away and slack off.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Do not check the Urban Dictionary definition at work! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yuck! Just because you said that, I had to go and do it! I blame you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I had to go and do it!
Please, no pictures. Do you have to try everything you read?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nads told people about a new version of windows and showed a [not pretty] picture.
How many lemmings went down that path.
And now MS is really upset because somebody else's W10 scam plagiarized their BSOD.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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That's even better than what we use it for.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good one! Start posting daily, will you? - It's always good to expand ones vocabulary! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tangent to this... my wife has been telling our 11 year old daughter when she reads a word she doesn't understand, to look up the root word in the dictionary to discover the meaning.
Last night, when I prepared for bed, I found my daughter on my bed reading; no an usual occurrence. I asked what she was reading. "The dictionary", was her reply. I am not going to object to a child that wants to learn on her own...
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Intellect is like a muscle. You have to train it in order to use it, but also to use it in order to train it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As a non-Greek (xenos) who married into a Greek family, I can vouch for the link, 100% true!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Tim Carmichael wrote: I asked what she was reading. "The dictionary", was her reply.
I got a dictionary for my 6th birthday from my Great Grandmother. I spent the next couple of years reading it and creating an index at the front for my favourite words.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Those words were in the dictionary!?!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The word embiggens is popping up in many places thanks to the Simpsons.
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