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As soon as Mexico has a space program.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It'll use that to get over The Donald's Wall, won't they? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Even the Donalds of this world would not want to do without their housekeepers, lawnmowers, gardeners, pool cleaners and whatever else. So guess who gets to clean up the orbit?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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V. wrote: hopefully this will be cleaned up in a while
Mmmhh there is no way you can remove the garbage already up there (and it will not fade away by self). At least none that someone is ready to pay for at the moment.
Edit: How, actually it will. Slowly, but it will.
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Actually most of it will. Debris is (slowly) pulled down by Earth's gravity and will be burned up by our atmosphere...
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What we need is it a giant maid with a vacuum cleaner to suck up the space junk. Like this.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Not to mention all the unmanned stuff. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Rage wrote: Ah, you cannot imagine the amount of garbage in orbit around the Earth right now..
Actually, you can[^]
And that's just the chunks that are actually tracked. 
Marc
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Some of those picks make me think of that one scene from Wall-E.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I loved that mission and i hope we get them nice picZ!
did you guys watch the animation movies for rosettas mission steps? totally cute
OriginalGriff wrote: Keep space tidy!
Impossibru
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...send a litter probe to pick up the pieces?
Like this[^] only with rocket thrusters and a frickin' laser beam.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I don't think we'll be getting too many pictures of the moment of impact.
How long does it take to transmit one picture anyway?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: A: There's an old Italian saying: Never scald your tongue on another man's soup.
B: Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: don't listen to old Italian sayings.
Which movie?
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C: Never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line.
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The never ending Pizza
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Italian and Irish folks? Must be: "Once upon a time in America"
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No mexcans? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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We don't need no steenkin Mexeecans!
veni bibi saltavi
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Really? Who's gonna make you burritos and tacos then? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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In the US who is going to mow the lawn, scrub the floor, and take out the trash?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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New York Blues
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Gordon Ramsey's Hotel Hell
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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My old notebook battery is broken so I got a new one but not sure how long it will last ? At one point it made me happy that as time goes by it will keep on running to infinity and beyond.
https://s17.postimg.org/gadjjshun/how_long_it_wil_last.png[^] SFW !
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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fire up chrome... that'll learn it!
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