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Birds seem to especially like white cars. I think birds from all over the county to deposit on mine.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Live Day -4 and I've just spent the evening re-writing the whole of the file handling process in the software. I have put a bloody big Caveat Emptor in both the git commit and an email to boss'm.
Several settings and changing hard coded paths to logical paths and it looks like jobs a goodun.
Night all! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Day -4?
pfft.
Do it Day 0 and then we sit up and get interested. And grab some pop-corn.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: And grab some pop-corn.
Are you live streaming it? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Today is the last day I'll be able to work with the client as they will of course be resting over their weekend.
I wonder what waffer thin bug will be found today.
veni bibi saltavi
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The writing for my 200th article.
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
If A is bigger than B, and B is bigger than C, then A is bigger than C. Done!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Windows forms! Yaaay!! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Marc Clifton wrote: 200th article.
 Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ? Plus they are all good. You are a machine.
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Rage wrote: Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ?
It helps when your girlfriend is working on her Master's degree. 
Rage wrote: Plus they are all good.
Thanks!
Rage wrote: You are a machine.
After this one, I'm going to take a break
Marc
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I'm struggling to get to 60. It's not as much the article writing as the motivation to write the code that the article supports.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looks interesting, looking forward and congrats on 200.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I had booked an hour in a Bell UH-1 simulator today, but the instructor got ill, so I unexpectedly had nothing to do this afternoon. I noticed a crowd of people, all running in the same direction. This is where I ended up:
Sorry for the bad picture. I had to take it against the light.[^]
Nagy, next time it's still Mr. Bastard for you
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gaaaah!
You made me, somehow, realize that by now, based upon my last visit to Oktoberfest, that pretty blond-braided serving wench is probably a grandmother.
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Somewhere along the way they got themselves some fresh ones, but still the sam sane same model.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sometime around 10pm I'm going to look at that link and think "You elephant b'stard sunshine!".
Repeatedly.
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought you deserved a look at the place you align your little prayer carpet to. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not very nice to say. Now he's running around trying to find out where you hid the cameras.
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They are just to the right of the ones I installed...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are not very nice. I hope you scald your milk!
veni bibi saltavi
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I love it when people quote Mr Martin 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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You are a cruel, cruel man, Mr. CDP1802.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not really. The world championship is decided within an hour after the opening ceremony. That's the time when the first drunks are rushed to a hospital with alcohol poisoning. If he (hopefully) does not play in that league, he does not need to feel bad and can simply enjoy a good beer at home.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...with just the one Nanna nap last evening in front of the TV. Going to bed in a few minutes and don't feel like sleeping a bit.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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