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Try it, its very easy, and the results are stunning!
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That sounds more like a dessert than pizza.
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It could have been a desert pizza, but these ingedients are often put together.
I do a 'mille feuille' of goats cheese, pistacios, honey and bric (a north african pastry like filo) as a salad starter, similar ingredients, and a combination much used around the med: goats cheese and mint parcels - Google Search[^]
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? 
(And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez
This applies equally to those that check-in untested code, much less release it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shooting him is an act of mercy... I was in the line of skinning, boiling in oil... You know, the whole pack from the middle ages...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I was in the line of skinning, boiling in oil...
...then gibbeting on a lamppost outside the office, as a warning to others.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I must confess I've checked in non-compiling code once or twice... 
And a couple of times that my checked in code didn't compile, but only because for some reason half of my code didn't get committed (like project A committed just fine, but project B didn't).
And I've had a few coworkers who did that at least once a week which is very annoying.
Or do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Because I can't imagine people not checking that
You have to work on your imagination...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Alright, perhaps I can imagine it.
It was more like wishful thinking
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Sander Rossel wrote: do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that
But you use Microsoft products! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At one company we had automatic build that, originally, ran on all the dev environments each night. In our team we had a rule that if a build failed due to an untested checkin you bought treats - dog-nuts, cakes, etc - for those affected. One of my minions made a 'tiny tweak' to the build process itself. Next morning he came in to be confronted by 30+ failed builds...
veni bibi saltavi
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Oops!
Was his face red after that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yup and his wallet was emptied
veni bibi saltavi
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Our penalty was a round of beers on friday night. It had been known that 2am was not an unreasonable time to get home after a bad week. With 6 dev, 2 QC and a PM it was a bloody expensive round.
It had been known to log on to a colleagues machine and insert a divide by zero if it looked like being a dry week.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Dog-nuts?! Nasty! I thought the punishment was for the one who didn't test, not the other team members?
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One arrogant prick I worked with did this. Checked in and got straight on Facebook. What a foster!
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Anyone who does this better have a real fast car.
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Surely, there's a MS joke in here somewhere.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well, honestly.. such people exist on the earth...
___@sHubHa
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: ...know people who release code without checking it at all? 
There are times where I have had to do this because the checked in code is part of the build process.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Pretty much all the time. It's the joys of PHP on a low volume website.
If I break something, I've pretty much got 30 mins before anyone notices.
For other languages, it the usual 'it works for me' scenario.
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Release code me? NEVER! I have had team members who do this all the time. There Sh!t don't stink ya know. Never admits fault etc....
Check in code that doesn't compile. This I do alllllll the time. I leave a compile error where I was last working all the time. This helps me pick up where I left off in the code. Check in and commit code for even a dev rollout though. Nope don't do that.
But then again perhaps I work differently than others. (who knew  )))
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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