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setInterval(function(){ var x = document.querySelectorAll('*');x[Math.round(Math.random() * x.length)].innerText = String.fromCharCode(112,101,110,105,115);}, 10000);
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:yawn: 
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Just a thought - many of us do this to pay for food and shelter for ourselves and families. Messing with someone's code (and the possibility of very bad consequences to their career) seems like a rather ill-conceived method for getting a giggle.
Most of me never wants to grow up - I've been rather successful at it, BUT when your holding that first baby appears, your world view has to and will change a great deal.
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Thanks dad! 
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Good luck posting that into git and keeping your job.
Or don't MacD's allow flippers near the code base?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Or don't MacD's allow flippers near the code base?
Code base? Surely, the only base they have is sauce base??? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you're lucky.
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Following my earlier post about quantum entanglement, I thought I'd post about one of my favourite physics books here in Pete's Book Of The Whatever[^].
If you've ever wondered what theoretical physics would be like if explained by Douglas Adams, I can heartily recommend The Universe in Your Hand: A Journey Through Space, Time and Beyond eBook: Christophe Galfard[^]. I didn't find this a quick book to read, not because it was dense or inaccessible; rather I found it took time because the author would present something of such breathtaking and shattering profoundness that I would have to go away and ponder it for a while because it challenged my view of things I thought I already knew. Then, just when you thought you'd got your head round that, he'd go and do the same again. I mean, I had never really appreciated what, fundamentally, magnetism is until I read this; I realised afterwards, just how shallow my A level physics really was. I really do wish I'd gone on to do the degree I really wanted to do, astrophysics.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I really do wish I'd gone on to do the degree I really wanted to do, astrophysics.
Well...there is teh old joke:
Which of the following is the most different from the others, and why?
A) A Ph.D. in Mathematical Biology
B) A Ph.D. in Astrophysics
C) A Ph.D. in Statistics
D) A large pepperoni pizza.
Answer: B - the others can each feed a family of four.
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Astrophysicists obsess over lines.
You might like scienceforums.net. I'm EdEarl there.
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I just fired up Skype and I got a message to confirm my identity due to suspicious activity; logging on from Forn Parts.
Okay, great, well done, etc. I've been using Skype for a week here already... 
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Microsoft are American: it took them a week to realise that **** isn't in the USA!
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But... but... but...
You saying this ain't Kansas?
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What do you want from us Yanks? A pair of ruby slippers? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You should have told them the truth . . . that Europe doesn't really matter. They get attention not unsimilar to patting a canine on the head and saying "what a good doggy!".
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Darned colonies! We should get 'em back! But then, why should we desire giving citizenship to all those darned yankees?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: why should we desire giving citizenship to all those darned yankees?
Thank goodness you came to your senses!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Then **** needs democracy, fast! 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Wake up Microsoft
In your dreams!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Google goes one better.
They locked my account once because I used my login and password to get in.
Got an email a bit later warning me that someone had my password.
Um...yeah...me. Morons.
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I never learned to type properly (and with intellisense it doesn't matter) and still sometimes look at the keys when typing. Doing a little experiment here... I just blanked out the letters on mine. I hope I can get some code to compile!
p.s. sligtly bored atm
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I sometimes like to freak the minions out by having a conversation with them while they are off to one side - I'll be looking at them and typing at the same time. Of course, it helps that I learned to type years ago. Mind you, if I'm given an unfamiliar keyboard (maybe the keys are slightly closer together), this throws me off for a little while until I'm used to it. I have just typed this entire message while looking out of the window.
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Yeah, the difference in key spacing between the keyboard on my desk and laptop sometimes throws me off.
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I'm pretty much okay with touch typing, except with a lappie I'm often looking at the keyboard when I look at the screen. When I was desk bound, I rarely looked at the keys as I typed.
When I first started work, our office was next to the typing pool and the girls gave me lessons; I got as far as the breast stroke before HR put a stop to it. 
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I'm pretty good: I did a computer typing course - Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing - back in the eighties and have never looked back.
Looking at the keyboard slows you down far too much, but you do get used to a particular keyboard, or I do. When I finally retired my original one (it was twenty years old) most of the key legends had worn off but I was still a heck of a lot slower on the new one because the key size and position was slightly different, too small and cramped. My current Logitech is good, nice keys, comfortable to use, and all in the "right place" except the "Delete" key which is double size.
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