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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: But this time, it's about a golden child in my team.
Aren't you too old for imaginary friends?
Marc
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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The ultimate placebo effect is self-deception. - July 29 2016 12:57 PM
or, if that's not to your liking,
Sometimes, all you really need are some better bad habits. - August 24 2016 8:30 AM
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My bad habit is a placebo!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'd compliment the coalescence but it seems you've narrowed your possibilities on this thread.
Fortunately, it's all in your head.
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If there is such a thing as an ultimate placebo, gimme the real thing!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I would imagine a few of you would want to take a shot at this to cheer up your AM.
Best to leave out what they're for so that you might enjoy yourselves with surreptitious speculations, provocative pokes, and punishing puns.
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Are they to pander to the periphery of perspicacious pronunciations?
This space for rent
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Laconic limitations to loquacious leanings.
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Ah, a lugubrious look at leveraging longitudinal largesse.
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Simply salacious slights of surreptitious suffrage.
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Whatever the meds, I think y'all need to take some more of it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Let me respond by saying that this prescription is from the same fine physician who suggested I have at least one alcoholic beverage equivalent each day.
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Are you talking about "Big Dick"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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? ? ? ?*
*Taken before leaving for work and I do not have a secretary . . .
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Oh, I didn't mean those little blue pills. I was referring to "Nagy" = "large", "Vilmos" = "William"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Surely, wouldn't "large William" be "Big Bill"?
It did remind of a high school colleague who's unthinking parents named him "Richard". His surname was "Head".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You're right, my bad. I've got no excuse for being so dim today... 
As for your friend, I think his parents might not have wanted any more children...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK - in the US at least (and probably the UK),
William is 'truncated' to Bill
Richard is 'truncated' to Dick
Both really make no sense if you think about it.
I wouldn't have gotten your allusion, anyway.
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To celebrate this, I have booked an hour in this simulator[^] for next week.
I hope to land better than this one.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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?? What happened?
EDIT: I precise: what happened that you are fired from tomorrow?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
modified 31-Aug-16 8:16am.
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Looks to me like the pilot THOUGHT he was in a simulator, only turned out that he wasn't!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That crash probably was a deliberate test. Helicopters usually don't come down that way on a runway and have a camera standing there to document the desaster.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a small hardware company and the big software project did not come to pass. That's why I'm on my way out before I was really in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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