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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Quote: Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
...
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
RIP
Jeremy Falcon
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Now, this 2016 is awful.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yeah, Let's take a vote to restore the backup and try again! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are very few movies worth watch more than once. He seems to be in most of them.
“What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.”
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The world just got a little less wonderful, and a lot less charming.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Just a couple of weeks ago I saw he was still alive, I had thought he pass a few years ago. I was glad to see he was okay and now...
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Note my signature comes from one of his movies.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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...and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll find some excuse for never going back into the office again...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man how to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”
-- Ron Swenson
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reel, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, tackle boxes, lures, 20 pocket vest, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and a six pack.
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Quote: Teach a man to fish golf, and he'll find some excuse for never going back into the office again...
FTFY 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Teach a man to fish and his lawyers will be filing suit against you because of his allergic reaction to seafood. The only reason a grown man couldn't fish is because his parents were keeping him away from fish and seafood and then you went and ruined it, risking his life - you murderer!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Light a man a fire - keep him warm for a day
Light a man ON fire - keep him warm for life
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: keep him warm for life
the remaining 30 seconds of it anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he's lucky. 
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True dat!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This one is much more effective if you do it right:
Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
The original point was to illustrate the importance of literacy, something rapidly dying out...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Give a man a fish... then he'll have the fish.
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Give a man a fish and he'1l eat for a day. Give a man not a fish and he will have the rest of the world except the fish 
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...when you see that the bear has noticed you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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...and tell his woman to cook it. 
Marc
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Give a man a fish... And he'll take care for it for the rest of its life, or throw it back in the ocean where it belongs, or take it to an aquarium where they can take better care of it, because you can do other things with fish than eat it 
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Well...I know a cat that would be very happy to be given it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...and he can strengthen the joints.[^]
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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