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Aww your no fun 
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Sort of looks the same? Hmm, don't you wish you had a checked in version to compare it to? 
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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I have actually, but this wasn't my first change and I'm not a "one change per commit" kind of guy (well, not on private projects anyway)
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I do several commits per change, unless it's a small, atomic change, which only gets one commit, and every five or so commits I do a push.
But then I'm the guy the that hits CTRL+S, for Save, nearly every time I hit enter.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Brady Kelly wrote: I do several commits per change
I guess I'm not as committed to my work as you are 
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You could always explain any odd computer behavior this way:
"As the components of integrated circuit chips approach the limits of physics, random aberrant behavior becomes unavoidable in computer processors when the occasional random muons from the solar wind can become lodged in the silicon logic pathways and reroute electrons to the wrong paths. Thusly, while the correctly written code does not change, the application behavior does. It's truly odd."
Or, with javascript, you had a capital letter were it should have been lower case.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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And that's why I don't touch an interpreter since C64 BASIC anymore. Further negative points for the absence of a reliable debugger. Yes, yes, I know there are debuggers in the browsers, but like magic, they have different inaccurate results every time. Even if you get the same results several times it still does not mean that this id really what's happening.
My best guess is that this is some kind of caching and updating problem. A total waste of time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote:
My best guess is that this is some kind of caching and updating problem. A total waste of time.
Wouldn't be the first time that happened 
Although I remember to "Empty Cache and Hard Reload" most of the time.
If at first you don't succeed clear the cache, restart the browser, whatever my code is fine anyway
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Sander Rossel wrote: whatever my code is fine anyway
The only good part.
And now I must wipe the dust, grass and blood off my rotor blades.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: So I've got this quicksort function in a JavaScript library.
Well, if you ask for troubles first place... 
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I'm confused.. you replaced a list operator with a set operator, right? Set operators don't have to preserve order, whereas list ones do. So now your sort breaks.. yeah, no surprise there.
Besides, you know better than to depend on implementation behavior, even if you've tested it.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: you replaced a list operator with a set operator, right?
I replaced a built in operator with a custom operator that basically does the same thing (and yes, both preserve order)
And unionAll is not a set operator, unionAll is (as I don't want to lose elements).
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"Should I laugh or cry?"
DEFINITELY a programming question! 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Preview 4 of Visual Studio "15" was released a few days ago.
Does anyone have info/links/etc regarding a date for the final release?
Thank you, guys.
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Yeah, whenever "15" Update 1 hits RTW.
There is no known date that I can find.
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About the same time the woodchuck finds out how much wood he could chuck if he could chuck wood.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Can Paper Cut Wood? - YouTube[^]
Very cool!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That gives a "paper cut" a new meaning.
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That is cool  and it did indeed "cut", but it seemed more like a burn...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Of course. It cuts by friction only and that produces some heat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: It cuts by friction only
Nothing to do with the surface roughness caused by fibers in the paper? Its all friction is it?
Tell me, how does a non abrasive surface 'rub away' at something?
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Damn!
When I think of all the money I've wasted on TCT blades!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, apparently, but since we're talking about wood now, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I would like to know
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Now you know.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Okay now, how much wind can a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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